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Anyone been getting pussy lately?

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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #60 on: September 20, 2024, 09:31:50 AM »
Quote from: Chickengeorge on September 20, 2024, 08:35:00 AM
Got some Thursday night puss, which was nice.

Well done sir! Congrats.

I haven't had any for a couple weeks now, and to be honest, I'm getting a little bit grouchy about it.
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #61 on: September 20, 2024, 09:44:41 AM »
I got some Thursday afternoon puss, which will have to tide me over until after the weekend as she’s going to some baby shower bullshit in Chicago
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #62 on: September 20, 2024, 09:46:07 AM »
Quote from: Custard on September 20, 2024, 09:44:41 AM
I got some Thursday afternoon puss, which will have to tide me over until after the weekend as she’s going to some baby shower bullshit in Chicago

Oh no. Baby shower bullshit. Guess who's getting knocked up soon.

Congrats, dad.
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #63 on: September 20, 2024, 09:47:37 AM »
If I don't get any tonight or tomorrow, I'm actually going to be kinda pissed. I've been waiting for her to initiate as the last few times, I've had to do the work. Figure it's her turn.

Not sure how much longer I can hold out.
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #64 on: September 20, 2024, 10:21:19 AM »
Quote from: Jobu on September 20, 2024, 09:47:37 AM
If I don't get any tonight or tomorrow, I'm actually going to be kinda pissed. I've been waiting for her to initiate as the last few times, I've had to do the work. Figure it's her turn.

Not sure how much longer I can hold out.

Might have to use the backup plan and make your avatar a reality.
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #65 on: September 20, 2024, 10:21:31 AM »
Quote from: Jobu on September 20, 2024, 09:46:07 AM
Oh no. Baby shower bullshit. Guess who's getting knocked up soon.

Congrats, dad.

🖕
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #66 on: September 20, 2024, 10:26:53 AM »
Quote from: Custard on September 20, 2024, 10:21:19 AM
Might have to use the backup plan and make your avatar a reality.

Haha, that would be amazing.
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #67 on: September 20, 2024, 10:28:04 AM »
Quote from: Custard on September 20, 2024, 10:21:31 AM
🖕

For real, tho. When she comes back and wants to fuck, like really bad and is insistent, that's a sign.
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #68 on: September 20, 2024, 10:48:47 AM »
I’ll take that under advisement. She has talked about maybe having one more but once she’s 35 the factory is closing down.
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #69 on: September 20, 2024, 11:14:18 AM »
Quote from: Jobu on September 20, 2024, 09:47:37 AM
If I don't get any tonight or tomorrow, I'm actually going to be kinda pissed. I've been waiting for her to initiate as the last few times, I've had to do the work. Figure it's her turn.

Not sure how much longer I can hold out.

Well, I had to do all the work, but that's ok. Not my best effort, but she got a solid 6.5 of of 10 weinering.

Best part was I had invited her over for dinner, she ended up doing most of the heavy lifting, then cleaned my kitchen after. Watched some football, and then boom.
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #70 on: September 20, 2024, 11:25:11 AM »
Quote from: Chickengeorge on September 20, 2024, 11:14:18 AM
Well, I had to do all the work, but that's ok. Not my best effort, but she got a solid 6.5 of of 10 weinering.

Best part was I had invited her over for dinner, she ended up doing most of the heavy lifting, then cleaned my kitchen after. Watched some football, and then boom.

What you make/buy her for dinner? Maybe that was the key.
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #71 on: September 20, 2024, 11:31:43 AM »
Clean the house if you want to get laid.
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #72 on: September 20, 2024, 11:48:26 AM »
Chickengeorge is my hero
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #73 on: September 20, 2024, 12:01:30 PM »
Quote from: Kinder, Gentler Me on September 20, 2024, 11:31:43 AM
Clean the house if you want to get laid.

I keep the house clean. I also do all of the laundry. Her job is to do the dishes. We have a pretty good system, actually.

I'm at the point where I have noticed that I have to initiate every single time. It would just be nice if she would do it once. I'm waiting it out. Who knows, maybe I'll never get laid again.
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #74 on: September 20, 2024, 12:02:43 PM »
Yeah, I'm kinda pissed. If you haven't noticed.
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