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Anyone been getting pussy lately?

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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #105 on: September 20, 2024, 08:18:16 PM »
Quote from: Kinder, Gentler Me on September 20, 2024, 08:04:14 PM
Literally all I said was “the old me” would have wanted to make a joke in this thread but I wouldn’t because I’m trying to be more positive and Jobu became unglued.

No, that’s not what happened. I said something about Uber drivers getting pussy, you did your little butthurt “Kewl” thing, I told you to quit being a bitch. That’s what the fuck happened.

Get the fuck out of my thread. You’re fucking it up and pissing me off. Dick
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #106 on: September 20, 2024, 08:34:58 PM »
Yeah, it’s a major asshole move to use the word kewl.
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #107 on: September 20, 2024, 08:36:47 PM »
Can you put me on the phone with your wife? I’ll go to bat for you, because you clearly need some pussy.
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #108 on: September 20, 2024, 08:38:29 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on September 20, 2024, 02:28:53 PM
It's on Pornhub dude. I don't know. Again, not trying to be mean to you. Not sure why you're acting all offended.

Are you under the impression pornhub is real life?
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #109 on: September 20, 2024, 08:43:34 PM »
Quote from: Kinder, Gentler Me on September 20, 2024, 08:38:29 PM
Are you under the impression pornhub is real life?

No. I was joking. Kinda like how people joke about the UPS guy or the mailman or the pizza delivery guy getting some pussy. Jesus Christ. Sorry if it fell flat to you. Actually no, I’m not sorry. Fuck off out of here, you pussy.
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #110 on: September 20, 2024, 08:48:13 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on September 20, 2024, 08:43:34 PM
No. I was joking. Kinda like how people joke about the UPS guy or the mailman or the pizza delivery guy getting some pussy. Jesus Christ. Sorry if it fell flat to you. Actually no, I’m not sorry. Fuck off out of here, you pussy.

Every other time you’ve ever mentioned Uber it was an insult. Pardon me for not getting your joke.
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #111 on: September 20, 2024, 08:49:17 PM »
Ok you’re pardoned. Now fuck off out of here. Unless you’re getting pussy. Snicker.
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #112 on: January 31, 2025, 03:34:00 PM »
Hey I got some multiple times last night

Go me
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #113 on: January 31, 2025, 03:46:37 PM »
*high five*
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #114 on: January 31, 2025, 04:01:50 PM »
I'm not sure getting action via his Stormy Daniels vagina rubber mold counts, Tempo.
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #115 on: January 31, 2025, 04:04:44 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on January 31, 2025, 04:01:50 PM
I'm not sure getting action via his Stormy Daniels vagina rubber mold counts, Tempo.

As long as he’s happy, that’s all that counts.
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #116 on: January 31, 2025, 04:08:41 PM »
So how are those new AI sex robots?
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