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Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« on: April 25, 2022, 03:44:48 PM »
I'm at the usual 1-2x per week.  Not bad for pushing 50.

Custard? Anything you would like to share? Pics would be preferred so Tempo can get mad about it.  Thanks in advance.
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2022, 04:34:19 PM »
31 year old real estate broker with fake tits. Squirter. Kinda dumb. But fun.
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« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2022, 04:59:49 PM »
Ok! Sounds good.
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« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2022, 06:38:29 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2022, 03:07:49 PM »
Damn. I got some just now, and I got super light headed. Like almost passed out.

Guys. Am I getting to old for this?
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2022, 03:41:42 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on June 11, 2022, 03:07:49 PM
Damn. I got some just now, and I got super light headed. Like almost passed out.

Guys. Am I getting to old for this?

Maybe you can wear an oxygen tank when doing it.
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« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2022, 03:52:04 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on June 11, 2022, 03:07:49 PM
Damn. I got some just now, and I got super light headed. Like almost passed out.

Guys. Am I getting to old for this?
Try a different position. One more suitable for someone your age.
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« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2022, 08:14:02 PM »
Quote from: Mn on June 11, 2022, 03:52:04 PM
Try a different position. One more suitable for someone your age.

Good point, thanks. Next time maybe I’ll just stay on bottom the whole time.
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« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2022, 10:35:08 PM »
Make sure you rest for a bit.   Getting up too soon requires more blood than what's available.  Hence the dizziness.
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« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2022, 11:18:57 PM »
The real estate broker had been on vacation for a couple weeks but sent the booty call in last night upon return. I got there and she wanted to cuddle and watch a movie. Took about 10 mins of this before we were naked.

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« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2022, 11:00:03 AM »
Took one for the team and just fisted Danny DeVito so we could have a shot at winning tomorrow. Hope it pays off!
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« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2022, 11:12:27 AM »
Quote from: Judge Judy on August 26, 2022, 11:00:03 AM
Took one for the team and just fisted Danny DeVito so we could have a shot at winning tomorrow. Hope it pays off!

Thanks for taking one for the team.
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Re: Anyone been getting pussy lately?
« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2022, 03:33:42 PM »
I'm planning on getting pussy today (or this evening).  I've been a bit under the weather, so it's been a while, and she's getting restless.  So I figure I'd better do something about it.

Judy, good luck on the fisting. My suggestion - wash your fist immediately.
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« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2022, 04:00:11 PM »
Just started dating a girl and got some pussy from her twice yesterday. Once on my lunch break (on my couch) and the other after I got off work (in her backyard on the trampoline). When we finished the second time, she whispered in my ear… we really need to do anal next time. She just might be marriage material. Buttholes are forever.
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« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2022, 04:13:45 PM »
Quote from: Judge Judy on August 26, 2022, 04:00:11 PM
Just started dating a girl and got some pussy from her twice yesterday. Once on my lunch break (on my couch) and the other after I got off work (in her backyard on the trampoline). When we finished the second time, she whispered in my ear… we really need to do anal next time. She just might be marriage material. Buttholes are forever.

Hmmm.  Lot to unpack here.  So to speak.

Lunch break.  Nice.  In my history of getting noon-ers, I have had trouble going back to work afterwards.  Good work ethic on your part.

Backyard on the trampoline.  Broad daylight, or after dark? Either way is awesome.

As far as the anal thing.  It's cool I guess, but I've always thought, why go for the butthole, when the pussy is available? Plus I'm fixed, so I'm leaving it in no matter what.

With that being said, having a girl that wants and desires anal is freaking sweet.  Sounds like she may also have a bit of the crazy.  The crazy ones are the absolute best fuckers, so there ya go.  Enjoy the ride!
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