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Re: New Year Resolutions
« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2026, 09:41:11 AM »
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Not a bad idea if he was going through dumpsters..

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Re: New Year Resolutions
« Reply #16 on: January 02, 2026, 12:06:22 AM »
Not a bad idea if he was going through dumpsters..

This one got a good chuckle Ray!
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Re: New Year Resolutions
« Reply #17 on: January 02, 2026, 04:53:44 AM »
Read 52 books
Stay physically active
Play jeopardy and wheel of fortune daily and keep score
Daily cross word
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« Reply #18 on: January 03, 2026, 04:13:56 AM »
Read 52 books
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Play jeopardy and wheel of fortune daily and keep score
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This is some pure renaissance man stuff here
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Re: New Year Resolutions
« Reply #19 on: January 03, 2026, 11:10:45 AM »
This is some pure renaissance man stuff here

It’s fascinating what you can accomplish while taking a shit in a corporate bathroom on company time…
Because FOX News told me so…

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Re: New Year Resolutions
« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2026, 11:24:36 AM »
It’s fascinating what you can accomplish while taking a shit in a corporate bathroom on company time…

Company time? Don’t you work for the government? Are you Dark Gothic MAGA?
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #21 on: January 03, 2026, 11:28:11 AM »
Company time? Don’t you work for the government? Are you Dark Gothic MAGA?

I guess you’re not familiar with jasn…

Man, you’re really slacking this morning. Must have really messed up you up because Trump captured and arrested a drug dealer and actual dictator. Missing your fentanyl already?!
Because FOX News told me so…

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Re: New Year Resolutions
« Reply #22 on: January 03, 2026, 11:29:35 AM »
Ahhh, off the top of my head I thought golf posted that. Carry on!
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #23 on: January 03, 2026, 11:30:08 AM »
I guess you’re not familiar with jasn…

Man, you’re really slacking this morning. Must have really messed up you up because Trump captured and arrested a drug dealer and actual dictator. Missing your fentanyl already?!

Drugs were about the number 6 reason for taking him out.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #24 on: January 03, 2026, 11:46:10 AM »
Drugs were about the number 6 reason for taking him out.

https://x.com/amyforsandiego/status/2007450825321230591?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ

So he does nothing, he’s weak. He does something, he’s *insert whatever reason the liberals want*

All while flip flopping their way and contradicting themselves in the process. You really can’t make this shit up. Again, if he cures cancer, y'all gonna be like, “yeah but Orange Man bad, we shouldn’t accept it.” Lol
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Re: New Year Resolutions
« Reply #25 on: January 03, 2026, 10:09:31 PM »
https://x.com/amyforsandiego/status/2007450825321230591?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ

So he does nothing, he’s weak. He does something, he’s *insert whatever reason the liberals want*

All while flip flopping their way and contradicting themselves in the process. You really can’t make this shit up. Again, if he cures cancer, y'all gonna be like, “yeah but Orange Man bad, we shouldn’t accept it.” Lol

Just like The COVID vaccine he invented.... Oh, wait, check that....
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Re: New Year Resolutions
« Reply #26 on: January 04, 2026, 07:06:06 AM »
Just like The COVID vaccine he invented.... Oh, wait, check that....
This vaccine ?

“But if Donald Trump tells us that we should take it. I’m not taking it.”
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Re: New Year Resolutions
« Reply #27 on: January 04, 2026, 10:31:40 AM »
This vaccine ?

“But if Donald Trump tells us that we should take it. I’m not taking it.”
Kamala Harris during a Vice-Presidential debate

And he didn't say to take it 
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Re: New Year Resolutions
« Reply #28 on: January 04, 2026, 11:14:40 AM »
Covid was a hoax according to Trump. But he also wanted credit for the vaccine.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: New Year Resolutions
« Reply #29 on: January 04, 2026, 11:30:56 AM »
This vaccine ?

“But if Donald Trump tells us that we should take it. I’m not taking it.”
Kamala Harris during a Vice-Presidential debate

Wednesday, October 7, 2020

Sen. Kamala Harris is leaving it as an open question whether she would take a COVID-19 vaccine if one is approved while President Donald Trump is in office.

The topic came up early in Wednesday's vice presidential debate.

Harris was asked if Americans should take the vaccine and if she would. Harris says that if doctors "tells us that we should take it, I'll be the first in line to take it, absolutely. But if Donald Trump tells us that we should take it, I'm not taking it."
https://abc7ny.com/post/vice-presidential-debate-vp-2020-kamala-harris/6852144/
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