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When Underaciever loses to Weber

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When Underaciever loses to Weber
« on: November 22, 2021, 08:07:28 PM »
Vote.

I type as well as Underachiever coaches.
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Re: When Underaciever loses to Weber
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2021, 08:08:07 PM »
Bruce gonna lose on purpose tonight to face us
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Re: When Underaciever loses to Weber
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2021, 08:31:24 PM »
It really is going to be a bad Thanksgiving isn't it? Lose to Bruce, Bears lose to Detroit, neither fucking POS coach gets the axe, the cream of mushroom soup in the green bean casserole is made with poisonous mushrooms....

GA assholes get acquitted...Biden has a grabber and Kamala is in charge....

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Re: When Underaciever loses to Weber
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2021, 08:42:19 PM »
Every Illini forum may as well shut down if we lose to Weber tomorrow.
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Re: When Underaciever loses to Weber
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2021, 09:41:47 PM »
Quote from: Miles Leonard on November 22, 2021, 08:42:19 PM
Every Illini forum may as well shut down if we lose to Weber tomorrow.

I will drive to Champaign and burn down Custard Cup if we lose to BAM
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Re: When Underaciever loses to Weber
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2021, 09:45:32 PM »
Quote from: illinismitty on November 22, 2021, 09:41:47 PM
I will drive to Champaign and burn down Custard Cup if we lose to BAM

Hahaha. See if you can find Underachiever's dog, ala Dan Devine.
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Re: When Underaciever loses to Weber
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2021, 10:11:31 PM »
You know Weber will coach the game of his life tomorrow. Not that he has to do much because Underwood won't do a damn thing to counter whatever he throws at us.
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Re: When Underaciever loses to Weber
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2021, 10:12:37 PM »
So we get Bruce Almighty tomorrow night?! This is gonna be fun.
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Re: When Underaciever loses to Weber
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2021, 10:13:21 PM »
Quote from: Miles Leonard on November 22, 2021, 10:11:31 PM
You know Weber will coach the game of his life tomorrow. Not that he has to do much because Underwood won't do a damn thing to counter whatever he throws at us.

And even if Bruce loses by 5-10 he can still say “he kicked Underwood’s butt.”
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Re: When Underaciever loses to Weber
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2021, 09:56:47 AM »
Well, if Nagy is getting the axe after Thursday, maybe there is hope the moron running the athletic department will axe Underachiever after he loses to Weber. Score may be 12-10.
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Re: When Underaciever loses to Weber
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2021, 12:15:44 PM »
So not only playing Bruce Weber tonight, but Mark Smith as well. We lose this and I won’t watch another game all season.
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Re: When Underaciever loses to Weber
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2021, 12:20:20 PM »
Quote from: Judge Judy on November 23, 2021, 12:15:44 PM
So not only playing Bruce Weber tonight, but Mark Smith as well. We lose this and I won’t watch another game all season.

lol I totally forgot he transferred there!
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Re: When Underaciever loses to Weber
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2021, 12:37:40 PM »
This has little upside for us, and a lot of potential to be ugly fallout.

Just take care of business.  Time to stop shitting the bed out there.
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Re: When Underaciever loses to Weber
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2021, 01:09:52 PM »
Is it too early to call this a must-win game? It sure feels like we lose this and things could spiral out of control.
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Re: When Underaciever loses to Weber
« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2021, 01:41:12 PM »
Quote from: Miles Leonard on November 23, 2021, 01:09:52 PM
Is it too early to call this a must-win game? It sure feels like we lose this and things could spiral out of control.

Well, I think the prospect of losing to four straight normal D1 opponents should be a defcon 4 status for staff.
The Big Ten and our team turned out to be very over rated last year.

The program had all summer to prep for new roles for people besides standing around watching Ayo try to score or pass to Kofi.

We look pretty disorganized on both sides of the ball and in our rotation and lineups.
The injuries and suspension held us back without question.

No more excuses. Time to figure it out. 

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