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NotTempo34

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Re: Tempo's funeral
« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2021, 09:17:58 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on October 19, 2021, 08:15:57 PM
Haha. Funny we were at Lackland at the same time.

Never would have saw each other tho.

Says he saw an Air Force recruit get a “tongue lashing” at the px from a TI (that come across to him more like an anal licking). Perhaps that was you?
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Re: Tempo's funeral
« Reply #16 on: October 19, 2021, 09:25:44 PM »
It was a female TI dressing down a male recruit. U.S.A.F. AOTC in 1991?
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Re: Tempo's funeral
« Reply #17 on: October 19, 2021, 09:47:07 PM »
I expect Jobu's conversations with himself will prove more entertaining than Tempo's conversations with himself.
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Re: Tempo's funeral
« Reply #18 on: October 19, 2021, 10:28:24 PM »
Tempo said he joined the marines after 9/11
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Re: Tempo's funeral
« Reply #19 on: October 19, 2021, 10:47:53 PM »
Tempo and Jobu should be on one of those USAA commercials, or whatever that insurance for veterans is called.
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Re: Tempo's funeral
« Reply #20 on: October 19, 2021, 11:33:21 PM »
Quote from: Custard on October 19, 2021, 10:28:24 PM
Tempo said he joined the marines after 9/11

Not 9/11. When Desert Storm was underway (and his best friend was called up). Or so he says.
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Re: Tempo's funeral
« Reply #21 on: October 19, 2021, 11:35:30 PM »
Damn forgot you were that old.
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Re: Tempo's funeral
« Reply #22 on: October 19, 2021, 11:37:25 PM »
Quote from: Mn on October 19, 2021, 08:14:50 PM
Did Tempo manage the restaurant ?

Tempo told me he thought this was a good one.
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Re: Tempo's funeral
« Reply #23 on: October 19, 2021, 11:38:09 PM »
Quote from: NotTempo34 on October 19, 2021, 11:33:21 PM
Not 9/11. When Desert Storm was underway (and his best friend was called up). Or so he says.

I don't think you have that right.  We need The Tempo34 to resolve this.
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Re: Tempo's funeral
« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2021, 11:39:25 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on October 19, 2021, 11:38:09 PM
I don't think you have that right.  We need The Tempo34 to resolve this.

Said he’s done. He’s not posting here anymore. I’m his official spokesperson though.
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Re: Tempo's funeral
« Reply #25 on: October 19, 2021, 11:53:22 PM »
Quote from: NotTempo34 on October 19, 2021, 11:39:25 PM
Said he’s done. He’s not posting here anymore. I’m his official spokesperson though.

What’s up Spark
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Re: Tempo's funeral
« Reply #26 on: October 20, 2021, 07:36:21 PM »
TempoHQ will never be the same
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Re: Tempo's funeral
« Reply #27 on: October 20, 2021, 10:30:06 PM »
LIGAFF this thread
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Re: Tempo's funeral
« Reply #28 on: October 21, 2021, 01:59:42 AM »
Quote from: murphstahoe on October 20, 2021, 10:30:06 PM
LIGAFF this thread

I had to look up “ligaff.” Guess I’m not that hip with the lingo these days.
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Re: Tempo's funeral
« Reply #29 on: October 21, 2021, 08:21:47 AM »
Quote from: NotTempo34 on October 21, 2021, 01:59:42 AM
I had to look up “ligaff.” Guess I’m not that hip with the lingo these days.

Same.
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