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Tempo's funeral
« on: October 19, 2021, 06:55:24 PM »
He was a soldier, a father, and a prolific writer.

Let's hoist one to Wayne in Lakeview. May he roil in anger.
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Re: Tempo's funeral
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2021, 07:17:41 PM »
My favorite memory of Tempo was when he was AOTC on the Mack trade.  The second was that time he argued with Spark.
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Re: Tempo's funeral
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2021, 07:26:34 PM »
Quote from: fucking on October 19, 2021, 06:55:24 PM
He was a soldier, a father, and a prolific writer.

Let's hoist one to Wayne in Lakeview. May he roil in anger.

He wasn’t a soldier, fuckface! He was a Marine. At least that’s what I’ve gathered from perusing the board for years.
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Re: Tempo's funeral
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2021, 07:30:45 PM »
I like the cut of this new poster's jib.
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Re: Tempo's funeral
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2021, 07:31:13 PM »
And no, it is not me.
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Re: Tempo's funeral
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2021, 07:36:52 PM »
This could get good.
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Re: Tempo's funeral
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2021, 07:38:50 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on October 19, 2021, 07:31:27 PM
Tempo wasn’t a Marine. There’s no way.

He has said he joined after 9/11 when his buddy joined.
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Re: Tempo's funeral
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2021, 07:54:59 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on October 19, 2021, 07:42:37 PM
Yeah, that’s right, lol. I joined the Marines because my best friend joined, so I said fuck it.

Sounds reasonable.

No way he made it through the crucible. No fucking way.

I’m not Tempo34, but he says he graduated bootcamp Friday, March 8th 1991 (Mike Company Platoon 3117). After 10 days leave, then went to Marine Combat Training (MCT) at Camp Pendleton. And then Miltary Police training at Lackland Airforce Base, San Antonio TX (some people called it Camp Snoopy), or so he says.

Sr. Drill Insrtuctor Sgt Martinez. Sgt Perez and Sgt Look were other drill instructors. Says he partied with Sgt Look at the Devil Dog Inn the night of graduation. He was a cock sucker until after graduation. At least that’s what Tempo34 says. I wasn’t there. Sgt. Perez, his least favorite drill instructor in the beginning, was his favorite drill instructor at the end.

Doesn’t remember Mount Motherfucker being that big of a deal.
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Re: Tempo's funeral
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2021, 08:08:31 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on October 19, 2021, 08:07:35 PM
He was at Lackland in 91?

I’ll be damned. I was too. Basic. Became an airman first class. Then on to missile systems training. SAC at Warren AFB after that.

Wait, are you Tempo's Marine buddy?
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Re: Tempo's funeral
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2021, 08:09:32 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on October 19, 2021, 08:07:35 PM
He was at Lackland in 91?

I’ll be damned. I was too. Basic. Became an airman first class. Then on to missile systems training. SAC at Warren AFB after that.

According to Tempo34, Lackland lived up to the name “Camp Snoopy.” And the chow was excellent.
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Re: Tempo's funeral
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2021, 08:10:20 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on October 19, 2021, 08:08:31 PM
Wait, are you Tempo's Marine buddy?

No, but I am sort of a spokesperson. I’m just not him.
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Re: Tempo's funeral
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2021, 08:10:56 PM »
Ah shit, Jobu and Tempo are buddies
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Re: Tempo's funeral
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2021, 08:14:50 PM »
Quote from: NotTempo34 on October 19, 2021, 08:09:32 PM
According to Tempo34, Lackland lived up to the name “Camp Snoopy.” And the chow was excellent.
Did Tempo manage the restaurant ?
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Re: Tempo's funeral
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2021, 08:16:11 PM »
Quote from: Mn on October 19, 2021, 08:14:50 PM
Did Tempo manage the restaurant ?

Hahahaha.
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Re: Tempo's funeral
« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2021, 09:15:24 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on October 19, 2021, 08:13:12 PM
He must have had access to different chow.

I just remember my DI was a prick and it was hot as fuck there every day.

I would assume the main chow hall would be much better than the one for recruits, or airmen or whatever the fuck you were called.
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