That was actually funny. Well done.
You’re new to the board it appears.
Wanna see my “real” U of I diploma and the half-opened package of still moist Ramen noodles I found in the dumpster this morning for breakfast?! I let Heather eat some too. She loves it when I share my dumpster food with her. Gets the juices flowing in her butthole. Man I LOVE buttholes! Have I told you that on here before? I use to be a sex God, but I’ve since retired.
After that I can tell you about how AOTC this guy your not was on the Mack trade. He’s kind of a living legend on here, but abandoned us. I like to look him up on the Twitter now and then to see his hot takes.
Now that he’s gone I can come on here and claim them as mine! Or just listen to The Score. Either way, makes me look good and intelligent.