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Bret Bielema is Trash

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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #675 on: April 15, 2026, 08:52:26 AM »
Lost a top QB recruit to Michigan and have no defensive line. But we will have a great video board this season
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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #676 on: July 23, 2026, 09:48:41 PM »
“Taking a trip? Where to?”  -“Wherever I end up, I guess. -“Man, I wish I was you." -Well, hang in there.”

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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #677 on: July 24, 2026, 07:58:37 AM »
Trash, I tell ya.

"This is Bielema's third straight year on the AFCA Good Works Team nominee list."

https://fightingillini.com/news/2026/7/20/football-henderson-bielema-nominated-for-allstate-afca-good-works-team
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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #678 on: July 25, 2026, 12:30:15 AM »
Trash, I tell ya.

"This is Bielema's third straight year on the AFCA Good Works Team nominee list."

https://fightingillini.com/news/2026/7/20/football-henderson-bielema-nominated-for-allstate-afca-good-works-team

Hey man, when it comes to benevolence, be loathe to question the commitment of tempo.
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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #679 on: July 25, 2026, 07:52:16 AM »
Hey man, when it comes to benevolence, be loathe to question the commitment of tempo.
Hey thanks, I'll keep that in mind.
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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #680 on: August 04, 2026, 08:23:59 AM »
Thoughts about Illinois from unnamed Big10 coaches.

Illinois
“They evaluate great. They know what fits for them. They do a great job of not swinging for a home run every time they recruit only to lose guys to Ohio State in some one-on-one battle. They have no business doing that. They’re super aware of that. They don’t spend a lot of useless time, and they evaluate really well. It’s not surprising in any aspect that they’re this good.”

“Their defensive line was outrageously good the last two years. In our evaluation, it was every bit as good as Penn State’s, Michigan’s and Ohio State’s. But I know most of that group has left, so it’ll be interesting to see who they replace them with.”

https://athlonsports.com/college-football/big-ten-coaches-talk-anonymously-about-conference-foes-for-2026
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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #681 on: August 06, 2026, 07:26:38 AM »
The trash man speaks

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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #682 on: August 06, 2026, 07:28:30 AM »
The DC speaks

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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #683 on: August 06, 2026, 07:29:48 AM »
And the OC speaks

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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #684 on: August 14, 2026, 10:39:55 AM »
Altmyer has a decent stat line in a 16-14 loss at Cincy. Goes 13-21for 130 yards with a td and a pick.
He hit the wide receiver in the hands inside the Cincy 30. His hands stopped the ball from hitting him in his face mask.
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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #685 on: August 15, 2026, 01:04:30 PM »
A dude we picked up days before fall training camp started because we needed a body is now the highest paid db in nfl history.

I L L ...... Devon Witherspoon
 
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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #686 on: August 19, 2026, 05:37:11 PM »
Lost a top QB recruit to Michigan and have no defensive line. But we will have a great video board this season

Which end will the board be at?

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« Last Edit: August 19, 2026, 05:56:49 PM by ThePAMan »
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #688 on: August 19, 2026, 06:55:37 PM »
Awesome!  Thanks!