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Bret Bielema is Trash

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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #660 on: January 16, 2026, 01:10:28 AM »
Xavier Scott is returning. Great news! Now get some DL.
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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #661 on: January 16, 2026, 06:37:29 AM »
Xavier Scott is returning. Great news! Now get some DL.
That is great news. Hopeful that he's 100% and add in Matthew Bailey saying that he's coming back

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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #662 on: January 16, 2026, 09:58:49 AM »
Today is the last day for players to enter the portal. Any new additions will want to be in C-U for the start of the semester, whenever that is.
So far, we've lost 5 and gained 2 on the DL.

https://247sports.com/college/illinois/season/2026-football/transferportal/?institutionkey=24039

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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #663 on: January 16, 2026, 10:04:38 AM »
Today is the last day for players to enter the portal. Any new additions will want to be in C-U for the start of the semester, whenever that is.
So far, we've lost 5 and gained 2 on the DL.

https://247sports.com/college/illinois/season/2026-football/transferportal/?institutionkey=24039

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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #664 on: January 16, 2026, 11:43:34 AM »
Xavier Scott is returning. Great news! Now get some DL.

Too busy spending money on scoreboards.
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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #665 on: January 18, 2026, 02:46:47 PM »
A portal DL signed.

Bowling Green defensive lineman Isaiah Thomison has signed with Illinois, 247Sports has learned. The 6-foot-3, 280-pound junior has two seasons of eligibility remaining.

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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #666 on: January 20, 2026, 05:01:45 PM »
ThePAIdiotMan has renewed his football tickets, on the first day possible, and even provided a little bump in the I Fund donation.....
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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #667 on: January 20, 2026, 11:46:32 PM »
Thank you sir! You deserve the best the Illini have to offer
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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #668 on: January 20, 2026, 11:52:41 PM »
ThePAIdiotMan has renewed his football tickets, on the first day possible, and even provided a little bump in the I Fund donation.....

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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #669 on: January 21, 2026, 09:24:39 AM »
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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #670 on: January 28, 2026, 07:29:44 AM »

12-0 !!! Who's the QB ?


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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #671 on: January 28, 2026, 07:30:55 AM »
And who is playing on the DL?
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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #672 on: January 28, 2026, 10:27:38 AM »
Because FOX News told me so…

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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #673 on: January 28, 2026, 10:28:02 AM »
And who is playing on the DL?

Still don’t know…
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Re: Bret Bielema is Trash
« Reply #674 on: February 01, 2026, 01:42:26 PM »
Goodbye Aaron Henry and Robbie Discher
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