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The best sex is unexpected sex

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Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2021, 10:13:14 AM »
“These are lawyers! That’s Latin for liar.” - Gob Bluth

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Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2021, 12:38:43 PM »

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Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
« Reply #17 on: August 15, 2021, 06:18:49 AM »

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Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
« Reply #18 on: August 16, 2021, 11:13:29 AM »
Thing is, though, he's your half-brother, see?

I bet you've met my brother.

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Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
« Reply #19 on: August 16, 2021, 11:28:28 PM »
The best sex is unprotected sex.
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Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
« Reply #20 on: August 16, 2021, 11:31:30 PM »
I bet you've met my brother.
I have, yes.

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Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
« Reply #21 on: August 18, 2021, 06:20:38 PM »
I'm probably going to have to wipe my ass tomorrow. Fortunately, we need to remodel a bathroom, and I might be able to talk Heather into installing The Warm Jets.

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Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
« Reply #22 on: August 18, 2021, 08:27:10 PM »
Tempo should start a thread about that. Like around 3 am.
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Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
« Reply #23 on: August 18, 2021, 09:07:39 PM »
I'm probably going to have to wipe my ass tomorrow. Fortunately, we need to remodel a bathroom, and I might be able to talk Heather into installing The Warm Jets.

There's no going back.  Do it!

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Re: The best sex is unexpected sex
« Reply #24 on: August 18, 2021, 09:16:55 PM »
Tempo should start a thread about that. Like around 3 am.
Why stop at one?