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Favorite Illini Players!

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Favorite Illini Players!
« on: July 01, 2021, 04:18:56 PM »
Hey guys, I’m Joe G. I’ve been lurking the forums for a long time but didn’t care for the bickering that goes on. Just thought we could do a fun thread and discuss your favorite all time Illini!

My top 10:

10) Mike Tisdale
9) Trent Meacham
8) Jack Ingram
7) Billy Cole
6) Tyler Griffey
5) Scott Meents
4) Andy Kaufmann
3) James Augustine
2) Tyler Underwood (I know this is high for him, but how can you not love a coach’s son,)
1) Jens Kujawa (very underrated player, do it all guy)

Who are yours?!
« Last Edit: July 01, 2021, 04:27:23 PM by JoeGoebbels »

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Re: Favorite Illini Players!
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2021, 04:22:32 PM »
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JoeGoebbels

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Re: Favorite Illini Players!
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2021, 04:29:30 PM »


Imagine if you had all these players together, it would be like a Super Team.

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Re: Favorite Illini Players!
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2021, 04:35:35 PM »
Oh, wow.  This is quite the list.  Very disciplined group, although not very athletic.

I actually have one question for you.  Have you ever fucked a dark skinned black chick in a ladies room stall?

No, just my lovely wife, Magda.

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Re: Favorite Illini Players!
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2021, 04:36:39 PM »
Tal Brody?

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« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2021, 04:39:37 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2021, 04:47:21 PM »
Maybe eating asshole is safer. I don't know.  Never tried asshole personally
Tastes like hepatitis.

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JoeGoebbels

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Re: Favorite Illini Players!
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2021, 04:49:04 PM »
Definitely white.

You forgot Derek Holcomb.  And I would probably put Sean Harrington ahead of Tyler.

Nah, I really like Ündervud’s kid.

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« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2021, 04:51:43 PM »
Should we play like this isn't a PAmult?

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« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2021, 04:55:09 PM »
You're married? Cool.

So, you've fucked nobody else.  Have you eaten out her ass? Because I hear that these kids nowadays like eating assholes, as opposed to pussy.

You do realize that eating the wrong pussy can cause cancer, right? Maybe eating asshole is safer. I don't know.  Never tried asshole personally, but maybe you have.  Report back if so.

Oh, and if you don't care for bickering, Tempo is the guy you want to side with here.  He's very mellow, and not looking to argue.  And he could probably sneak you some coupons for whatever restaurant he is managing now.  He used to be good for a bloomin onion hookup, but I don't know for sure now.  PM him.

Welcome!

You are a sick man. Sex is for procreating and the proliferation of your DNA only.

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Re: Favorite Illini Players!
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2021, 04:56:03 PM »
Definitely a PMan alt. It sucks cock like he does.
Because FOX News told me so…

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« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2021, 05:00:11 PM »
Definitely a PMan alt. It sucks cock like he does.

You are also a sick man. Normalizing this perversion. We have a place where we send people like you where I come from.

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Re: Favorite Illini Players!
« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2021, 05:01:50 PM »
Definitely a PMan alt. It sucks cock like he does.

What is a PMan by the way?

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« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2021, 05:04:11 PM »

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Re: Favorite Illini Players!
« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2021, 05:05:41 PM »


Now that is an attractive specimen.