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illinifan57

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #150 on: August 12, 2022, 10:39:53 PM »
That has to leave a mark...
Skid mark.

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #151 on: January 03, 2023, 01:01:44 PM »
https://www.bicycling.com/health-nutrition/a42259477/cycling-drinking-alcohol-effects/

Does Cycling Have a Drinking Problem?

BIKES AND BOOZE HAVE BEEN LINKED FOR DECADES, BUT RESEARCH SHOWS THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A HEALTHY AMOUNT OF ALCOHOL.

Why didn't Murph tell us about this?
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #152 on: January 03, 2023, 01:04:51 PM »
I had a "Champaign, Illinois A drinking town with a football problem" t shirt back in the 90s.
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #153 on: January 03, 2023, 04:08:07 PM »
https://www.bicycling.com/health-nutrition/a42259477/cycling-drinking-alcohol-effects/

Does Cycling Have a Drinking Problem?

BIKES AND BOOZE HAVE BEEN LINKED FOR DECADES, BUT RESEARCH SHOWS THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A HEALTHY AMOUNT OF ALCOHOL.

Why didn't Murph tell us about this?

These guys are the Freedom Caucus of the bike diaspora

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #154 on: January 03, 2023, 05:35:57 PM »
Did it, though?

The pronoun-antecedent disagreement compounds your readability problems.

I read it just fine.
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #155 on: January 17, 2023, 07:32:56 PM »
https://slate.com/technology/2023/01/bike-helmets-cyclist-deaths-do-you-need-to-wear.html?sid=553992b33b35d0c3568c37d4&email=af8a3f737bfdd49c017dbb70c4a9e47b592d39c582e39bda43c3cac25a1256b0

"...... the only outfit that widened the average passing distance granted by motorists was a vest that prominently featured the word “Police” and warned that the rider was video-recording their journey."

https://www.bicyclebooth.com/products/police-dept-jersey-v1

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #156 on: January 17, 2023, 08:35:22 PM »
https://slate.com/technology/2023/01/bike-helmets-cyclist-deaths-do-you-need-to-wear.html?sid=553992b33b35d0c3568c37d4&email=af8a3f737bfdd49c017dbb70c4a9e47b592d39c582e39bda43c3cac25a1256b0

"...... the only outfit that widened the average passing distance granted by motorists was a vest that prominently featured the word “Police” and warned that the rider was video-recording their journey."

https://www.bicyclebooth.com/products/police-dept-jersey-v1

"Unhoused people"...no wonder I have not read a Slate article in years.

You conveniently left out that people give chicks riding bikes more room than dudes. Maybe you should wear a wig like the guy from the article.
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #157 on: January 17, 2023, 10:36:03 PM »
"Unhoused people"...no wonder I have not read a Slate article in years.

You conveniently left out that people give chicks riding bikes more room than dudes. Maybe you should wear a wig like the guy from the article.

I just thought the jersey was funny

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #158 on: January 18, 2023, 07:28:36 AM »
I just thought the jersey was funny

It is. May as well get you one. Or a wig.
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #159 on: February 23, 2023, 03:08:17 PM »
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/joan-collins-hit-masked-cyclist-29297860

Joan Collins hit by masked cyclist riding pavement with no lights in frightening 'crash'

Dame Joan Collins has shared a photo of herself alongside some pals during a recent outing, telling fans that she was 'almost' knocked over by a cyclist on her way to a restaurant in London


Must have been MurphsSoho...
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #160 on: February 23, 2023, 03:49:50 PM »
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/joan-collins-hit-masked-cyclist-29297860

Joan Collins hit by masked cyclist riding pavement with no lights in frightening 'crash'

Dame Joan Collins has shared a photo of herself alongside some pals during a recent outing, telling fans that she was 'almost' knocked over by a cyclist on her way to a restaurant in London


Must have been MurphsSoho...

Joan Collins? Holy shit, I can't believe she isn't dead.
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #161 on: February 23, 2023, 04:05:28 PM »
Joan Collins? Holy shit, I can't believe she isn't dead.

It was only a bicycle.
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #162 on: February 23, 2023, 04:33:13 PM »
I thought she died like 20 years ago. 

Her and Keith Richards must be from the same alien spaceship or something.
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #163 on: February 23, 2023, 06:58:54 PM »
I thought she died like 20 years ago. 

Her and Keith Richards must be from the same alien spaceship or something.
You may be thinking of her sister Jackie Collins, an author. She passed in 2015.


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Re: Cycling
« Reply #164 on: February 24, 2023, 10:05:06 AM »
You may be thinking of her sister Jackie Collins, an author. She passed in 2015.

Ah.  Yeah, you might be right.  Too many fucking Collins-es.
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