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Re: Cycling
« Reply #45 on: October 28, 2021, 11:34:29 AM »
Been awhile since we had a dumbass cyclist story here...
From today's Tribune fish wrap/bird cage liner:

A vehicle struck a bicyclist who was riding against a traffic signal Wednesday night on Grand Avenue at DuSable Lake Shore Drive in the Streeterville neighborhood, Chicago police said.

About 8:35 p.m., a 47-year-old woman driving a 2020 Honda van hit a 32-year-old man who was riding his bicycle westbound on Grand Avenue, according to a police notification. The bicyclist did not stop for traffic at a red light, police said.

He was taken to Northwestern Memorial Hospital by the Chicago Fire Department in critical condition.

No other injuries were reported. The Major Accidents Unit is investigating.

No citations were issued.

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #46 on: October 28, 2021, 11:41:09 AM »
It's kinda funny how PAThey revealed his own personal kryptonite.

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #47 on: October 28, 2021, 11:57:51 AM »
It's kinda funny how PAThey revealed his own personal kryptonite.

Buy a car, motorcycle,  moped, whatever, hippie!
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #48 on: October 28, 2021, 12:06:07 PM »
More cars on the road is everybody's idea of a good time, yes?

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #49 on: October 28, 2021, 12:08:07 PM »
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #50 on: October 28, 2021, 12:08:26 PM »
Everyone loves a grammar Nazi.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #51 on: October 28, 2021, 01:00:23 PM »
More cars on the road is everybody's idea of a good time, yes?

It is America. We like fast cars and fast women. You want to ride bicycles around? Move to Commie China.
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #52 on: October 28, 2021, 02:33:09 PM »
America’s Car Crash Epidemic
https://www.vox.com/22675358/us-car-deaths-year-traffic-covid-pandemic

Love the traffic-calming measures (roundabouts, road diets, speed bumps, etc.) that more and more communities are implementing to encourage slower driving and bring down car deaths. 

Now if you want to go fast.  Bring back public drag strips.

Sunday!Sunday!Sunday! at the smokin’ US 30 dragstrip.  Watch the best rear engine fuel dragsters in the country!


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Re: Cycling
« Reply #53 on: November 22, 2021, 10:58:17 AM »
Driving the AggressiveSon to school, saw a guy riding a bike with short pants and a short sleeved t-shirt. It was 27 with Real Feel at 16. I said, "Look at this guy wearing short pants and a short sleeved t-shirt." When passed him, I said, "At least he is wearing a hat under his helmet."  The AggressiveSon responds, "He his a gym teacher." I said, "Well, I hope he sets a good example and follows the Rules of the Road."

Of fucking course not. The fucker ran every stop sign. I stopped at a stop sign, ready to turn right with my signal on, when he was behind me and said, "I better wait, because I know he is going to run this stop sign even though I am here first." Of course he ran it.

Fucking adult bicyclists are the worst people on Earth.
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #54 on: November 22, 2021, 11:05:21 AM »
Driving the AggressiveSon to school, saw a guy riding a bike with short pants and a short sleeved t-shirt. It was 27 with Real Feel at 16. I said, "Look at this guy wearing short pants and a short sleeved t-shirt." When passed him, I said, "At least he is wearing a hat under his helmet."  The AggressiveSon responds, "He his a gym teacher." I said, "Well, I hope he sets a good example and follows the Rules of the Road."

Of fucking course not. The fucker ran every stop sign. I stopped at a stop sign, ready to turn right with my signal on, when he was behind me and said, "I better wait, because I know he is going to run this stop sign even though I am here first." Of course he ran it.

Fucking adult bicyclists are the worst people on Earth.
Well, looky here. A PassiveAggressive defensive driver.
Did you use this as a teaching moment for AgressiveSon ?

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #55 on: November 22, 2021, 11:16:00 AM »
Did we ever determine what short pants were/are? 

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« Reply #56 on: November 22, 2021, 11:25:32 AM »
Yes.

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #57 on: November 22, 2021, 11:49:04 AM »
Yes.

What are they?  Other than something someone nicknamed Skippy might wear.

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #58 on: November 22, 2021, 11:50:11 AM »
Well, looky here. A PassiveAggressive defensive driver.
Did you use this as a teaching moment for AgressiveSon ?

Hopefully he figured out not to be asshole biking guy. As he is a teenager, he will probably go the other way and be bigger asshole biking guy.
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #59 on: November 22, 2021, 11:56:20 AM »
What are they?  Other than something someone nicknamed Skippy might wear.

They are short pants. Like you wear when it is above 50 degrees.

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