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Re: Cycling
« Reply #30 on: June 11, 2021, 05:38:18 PM »
Wisconsin?
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #31 on: June 30, 2021, 11:34:35 AM »
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #32 on: June 30, 2021, 03:26:50 PM »
that video made me laugh so hard when I saw it

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #33 on: July 04, 2021, 10:33:17 PM »
Quote from: Custard on June 07, 2021, 09:11:12 PM
Good stuff thanks. I practically lived on a bike til I was in middle school, looking forward to getting back into it. Want to pick up a kayak too as there’s lots of water close by.

You don't need much water to kayak...

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #34 on: July 07, 2021, 01:43:01 PM »
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #35 on: August 02, 2021, 11:25:01 AM »
Driving from the dog park to the vet I had to slam on the breaks as some fucking bicyclist douche (redundant, I know) was going through a stop sign. This caused the dog to slam into the back of the front seat. I reminded the douchbag that he needed to follow The Rules of The Road. He gave me the finger, of course, so I said "Next time I'll just run you over, fuck face!" I felt like turning the Prius around to run the jackass over, but I felt I didn't deserve to have a Great Monday. I hate fucking adult cyclists as much as the unvaccinated. Buy a fucking car or move to China, assholes.
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #36 on: August 02, 2021, 12:39:36 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on August 02, 2021, 11:25:01 AM
Driving from the dog park to the vet I had to slam on the breaks as some fucking bicyclist douche (redundant, I know) was going through a stop sign. This caused the dog to slam into the back of the front seat. I reminded the douchbag that he needed to follow The Rules of The Road. He gave me the finger, of course, so I said "Next time I'll just run you over, fuck face!" I felt like turning the Prius around to run the jackass over, but I felt I didn't deserve to have a Great Monday. I hate fucking adult cyclists as much as the unvaccinated. Buy a fucking car or move to China, assholes.

No seat belt on your dog? What kind of animal are you?
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #37 on: August 02, 2021, 12:44:41 PM »
Quote from: murphstahoe on August 02, 2021, 12:39:36 PM
No seat belt on your dog? What kind of animal are you?

One that didn't expect a douchbag cyclist to run a stop sign. Which actually makes it my fault as I should have expected that given how cyclists treat stop signs.
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #38 on: August 02, 2021, 01:30:26 PM »
A Prius chasing a bicycle.  Would it ever end?
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #39 on: August 02, 2021, 01:47:20 PM »
Quote from: Chickengeorge on August 02, 2021, 01:30:26 PM
A Prius chasing a bicycle.  Would it ever end?

I've actually gotten it up to 100 MPH on the open expressway.
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #40 on: August 02, 2021, 02:14:47 PM »
Sounds like you were zoned out.
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #41 on: August 02, 2021, 02:19:49 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on August 02, 2021, 01:47:20 PM
I've actually gotten it up to 100 MPH on the open expressway.
Written in pen, won't serve you when you get your next ticket and claim you never speed
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #42 on: August 02, 2021, 02:27:32 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on August 02, 2021, 01:47:20 PM
I've actually gotten it up to 100 km/h on the open expressway.

I believe it.
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #43 on: August 03, 2021, 11:02:45 PM »


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Re: Cycling
« Reply #44 on: August 04, 2021, 09:43:01 AM »
LMAO!
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