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Re: Cycling
« Reply #15 on: June 07, 2021, 11:59:55 PM »
The key, as I understand it, is to treat stop signs like yield signs, but then fail to yield.

That is "Murph's Law."
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #16 on: June 08, 2021, 12:35:26 AM »
Murph’s Law:

“Anything that can go wrong will go wrong when you treat a stop sign as a yield sign and subsequently fail to yield.”
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2021, 01:01:32 PM »
I don't think there's a larger contingent of insufferable people sans a vegan convention than cyclists

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #18 on: June 10, 2021, 07:11:59 AM »
Custard, you should just buy an adult Big Wheel.
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2021, 08:12:43 AM »
I've seen bicycles that work on Green Machine principles.

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #20 on: June 10, 2021, 09:44:26 AM »
Custard, you should just buy an adult Big Wheel.

That’s actually a great idea
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #21 on: June 10, 2021, 04:19:42 PM »
I don't think there's a larger contingent of insufferable people sans a vegan convention than cyclists
IDK, cyclists are mostly only insufferable when they’re cycling. They are otherwise just normal people. Vegans are insufferable all the time.

Of course, conspiracy theory nuts are up there on the insufferability rankings, so don’t sit too comfortably on your high horse 😎

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #22 on: June 10, 2021, 04:21:46 PM »
That’s actually a great idea
An adult big wheel should include a cup holder. Otherwise, what’s the fucking point? The biggest advantage to the thing would be that you don’t need to be sober enough to balance.

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #23 on: June 10, 2021, 04:28:11 PM »

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« Reply #24 on: June 10, 2021, 09:18:53 PM »
I’m thinking I’ll have Orange County Choppers make one. If that’s too pricey I’ll steal Zed’s.
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #25 on: June 10, 2021, 11:00:29 PM »
Custard, you should just buy an adult Big Wheel.

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #26 on: June 10, 2021, 11:27:32 PM »
WTF? Is there not a video with naked chicks on Big Wheels?

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #27 on: June 10, 2021, 11:36:16 PM »
WTF? Is there not a video with naked chicks on Big Wheels?

I love naked chicks as much as any red blooded man but that seems like it would somehow be wholly dissatisfying.

I think I’m just gonna get a fishing kayak for now since there are over 600 acres of water within 5 minutes of the house.
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #28 on: June 10, 2021, 11:56:55 PM »
Shelbyville?

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #29 on: June 11, 2021, 08:16:01 AM »
I no longer reside in Illinois
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