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Re: Football recruiting
« Reply #30 on: September 01, 2020, 03:14:13 PM »
Maybe it’ll be a bright spot on a bad team
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Re: Football recruiting
« Reply #31 on: September 01, 2020, 03:38:44 PM »
Maybe it’ll be a bright spot on a bad team

Provided they don't get the COVID and get swollen testicles.
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Re: Football recruiting
« Reply #32 on: September 02, 2020, 07:58:02 AM »
Dude, the team is supposed to suck.  They are not one of the top O lines in the B1G.

Good to see you.posting again,, even if it is the same homer bullshit.

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Re: Football recruiting
« Reply #33 on: September 02, 2020, 08:56:27 AM »
You win in the trenches, but I'm not sure that we have the rb's or wr's to make what may be one of our better offensive lines a difference maker.
And I have a hard time believing we may have a better offensive line than tOSU or xxxx. The operative word here is "may".
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Re: Football recruiting
« Reply #34 on: September 02, 2020, 12:01:22 PM »
You win in the trenches, but I'm not sure that we have the rb's or wr's to make what may be one of our better offensive lines a difference maker.
And I have a hard time believing we may have a better offensive line than tOSU or xxxx. The operative word here is "may".

Exactly.  Odds are tO$U's replacements are better than our returning lineman and definitely better than our new linemen.
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Re: Football recruiting
« Reply #35 on: September 03, 2020, 02:06:11 PM »
I'm making some headway in the Smite column!

Lovie's son arrested in AZ for pimping....should have been doing that to get good players to come to IL!

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Re: Football recruiting
« Reply #36 on: September 03, 2020, 02:52:54 PM »
lmfao

Illinois will be a solid football team this year.  3 of our 5 offensive lineman are NFL draft prospects and we get Imatorbhebhe back with his brother to go along with Daniel Barker at TE.  Throw in a veteran Brandon peters @ QB and all that is really lacking is a vertical threat down field and maybe a big name running back on the offensive side, with the former being the bigger issue of the two.  You could probably hand it off to the water-boys this year and get 5 yards.

If we manage to force near the same number of turnovers as last year we could win our division.  Our offense will be entertaining as hell to watch. Mark my words.
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Re: Football recruiting
« Reply #37 on: September 03, 2020, 09:52:30 PM »
lmfao

Illinois will be a solid football team this year.  3 of our 5 offensive lineman are NFL draft prospects and we get Imatorbhebhe back along with is brother to go along with Daniel Barker at TE.  Throw in a veteran Brandon peters @ QB and all that is really lacking is a vertical threat down field and maybe a big name running back on the offensive side, with the former being the bigger issue of the two.  You could probably hand it off to the water-boys this year and get 5 yards.

If we manage to force near the same number of turnovers as last year we could win our division.  Our offense will be entertaining as hell to watch. Mark my words.

Haven’t even mentioned our best TE Luke Ford. Could be our 2nd best receiver. Dude is a stud.
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Re: Football recruiting
« Reply #38 on: October 24, 2020, 03:34:48 AM »
What’re you talking about?! We have one of the top OLines returning in the B1G. Go suck a cock, hater.

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Re: Football recruiting
« Reply #39 on: October 24, 2020, 04:06:46 AM »
lmfao

Illinois will be a solid football team this year.  3 of our 5 offensive lineman are NFL draft prospects and we get Imatorbhebhe back with his brother to go along with Daniel Barker at TE.  Throw in a veteran Brandon peters @ QB and all that is really lacking is a vertical threat down field and maybe a big name running back on the offensive side, with the former being the bigger issue of the two.  You could probably hand it off to the water-boys this year and get 5 yards.

If we manage to force near the same number of turnovers as last year we could win our division.  Our offense will be entertaining as hell to watch. Mark my words.

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Re: Football recruiting
« Reply #41 on: July 03, 2021, 05:17:29 PM »
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Re: Football recruiting
« Reply #42 on: July 03, 2021, 09:39:45 PM »
I can't possibly imagine a bigger waste of time than following Illinois football recruiting
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Re: Football recruiting
« Reply #43 on: July 04, 2021, 11:56:55 AM »
I can't possibly imagine a bigger waste of time than following Illinois football recruiting

The Illinois basketball assistant coach hiring thread actually "takes the cake" in time wasting.
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Re: Football recruiting
« Reply #44 on: July 04, 2021, 01:34:52 PM »
Ridiculous. There's no cake in that thread.