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Bill Cartwright
« on: March 28, 2021, 10:57:15 PM »
Imagine how different history would be if the Illini had hired Bill Cartwright as coach instead of Brad Underwood. Would have switched to a zone and beat Porn 'Stache Guy.
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Re: Bill Cartwright
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2021, 11:15:16 PM »
IL scored 58 and everyone is complaining about the defense
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Re: Bill Cartwright
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2021, 11:18:17 PM »
Imagine how different history would be if the Illini had hired Bill Cartwright as coach instead of Brad Underwood. Would have switched to a zone and beat Porn 'Stache Guy.

A for creativity. C for execution.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Bill Cartwright
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2021, 11:18:31 PM »
IL scored 58 and everyone is complaining about the defense

Needed points in transition.
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Re: Bill Cartwright
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2021, 11:18:59 PM »
A for creativity. C for execution.

You haven't proven me wrong!
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Re: Bill Cartwright
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2021, 11:30:32 PM »
Cartwright would have taught Kofi how to pass and use his elbows.
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Re: Bill Cartwright
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2021, 09:59:48 AM »
Imagine how different history would be if the Illini had hired Bill Cartwright as coach instead of Brad Underwood. Would have switched to a zone and beat Porn 'Stache Guy.

Kofi would have got ejected for elbowing that fucker in the face and we would never have played them in the first place since we probably wouldn't have made the tournament
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Re: Bill Cartwright
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2021, 10:36:03 AM »
Bill Cartwright = the new Reggie Theus?

"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Bill Cartwright
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2021, 10:44:13 AM »
Bill Cartwright = the new Reggie Theus?

Idk 🤷🏻‍♂️ you tell us....
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Re: Bill Cartwright
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2021, 10:47:14 AM »
Idk 🤷🏻‍♂️ you tell us....

Ankle biting? C’mon, you can do better.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Bill Cartwright
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2021, 10:51:17 AM »
Ankle biting? C’mon, you can do better.

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Re: Bill Cartwright
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2021, 10:53:39 AM »
I went with Cartwright when Scott Skiles was available. Interesting.

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Re: Bill Cartwright
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2021, 11:24:31 AM »
Kofi would have got ejected for elbowing that fucker in the face and we would never have played them in the first place since we probably wouldn't have made the tournament

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Re: Bill Cartwright
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2021, 11:25:09 AM »
I went with Cartwright when Scott Skiles was available. Interesting.

We would have had 2 less wins this season with Skiles versus Cartwright. I just know it.
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