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Re: Dana Altman
« Reply #15 on: March 22, 2021, 09:25:49 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on March 22, 2021, 04:32:53 PM
Come on Tempotime, you mother fucker.  You like to talk shit.  This is a perfect thread for it.

What in the fuck are you doing?

You fucking pussy.

Should I crown you as my #1 fan? Carry you in my pouch like a Kangaroo, nurture you and guide you to the ways of the illinihq message board force?

In all seriousness though. At the time Altman was overrated at Mid Major Creighton and I doubt he would’ve cracked the Chicago recruiting market.

Bottom line is we needed to pony up the cash to get another Self type coach and our glorious Guenther would have none of it. I bet he dared Self to leave without countering.
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Re: Dana Altman
« Reply #16 on: March 22, 2021, 09:29:13 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on March 22, 2021, 09:12:20 PM
What a relief. I thought you might actually be retarded.

Turns out it’s just a master troll. Whew.

No, I’m being serious. We’d have probably been a hell of a lot better off if we’d just hired Altman in ‘03. I also heard assistants being the deal-breaker. Which is ridiculous. Just find another job for McClain  or one of his assistants.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: Dana Altman
« Reply #17 on: March 22, 2021, 09:36:14 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on March 22, 2021, 09:33:08 PM
No, you should shove a buttplug up your ass, stand on your head and jack off. Then report back.

Hold on a minute here. Is this because I referenced you last night?

The F — — K Dude was wondering if I would leave peacefully, but I told him I didn’t want to be a quitter like Jobu and get banned instead.

If that offended you Jobu I apologize. I know how you Millenial cancel culture folks react to everything now. Like a raining Snowflake.
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Re: Dana Altman
« Reply #18 on: March 22, 2021, 09:41:09 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on March 22, 2021, 09:39:42 PM
Dude...I was joking. Ya know, fucking around?

By the way, I’m an x-er. Definitely not millennial. Lol

Are you sure?

I mean I just saw you post a thread yesterday threatening to quit over Tempo.

I don’t want to push you over the edge.
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Re: Dana Altman
« Reply #19 on: March 22, 2021, 09:58:54 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on March 22, 2021, 09:52:44 PM
The olive branch is extended, Tempotime. Take it, or leave it. Up to you.

For what?

I’m not the one that called me out calling me every name in the book 🤣🤣🤣.

I saw that and I was like damn...

Jobu is an easy fish.
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Re: Dana Altman
« Reply #20 on: March 22, 2021, 10:08:59 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on March 22, 2021, 10:03:33 PM
Fair enough. My bad for calling you out.

It’s all good Jobu.

I was just giving you what you asked for.🤣🤣🤣
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Re: Dana Altman
« Reply #21 on: March 22, 2021, 10:12:43 PM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on March 22, 2021, 09:29:13 PM
No, I’m being serious. We’d have probably been a hell of a lot better off if we’d just hired Altman in ‘03. I also heard assistants being the deal-breaker. Which is ridiculous. Just find another job for McClain  or one of his assistants.

McClain staying was the cost of doing business
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Re: Dana Altman
« Reply #22 on: March 22, 2021, 10:24:40 PM »
Guenther spoke at McClain's funeral.

I don't remember why it was vital to keep Wayne on the staff. Was it Shaun Livingston?
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Re: Dana Altman
« Reply #23 on: March 22, 2021, 11:11:08 PM »
You know as well as I do that he happened to have direct involvement over one of the best stretches of downstate talent in Illinois history. Probably even more talent than the Irvins have brokered the past five years.

I’m sure it was just coincidence that that guy ends up as a HS-direct-to-P5 assistant coach at Illinois shortly after all those dudes were playing basketball at Illinois. And Livingston.


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Re: Dana Altman
« Reply #24 on: March 22, 2021, 11:23:59 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on March 22, 2021, 09:33:53 PM
Ok, so you are retarded.

Sorry. I forgot this is your schtick. Make statements that are impossible to support or refute and treat them like fact.

Waste of time.

What did I treat like a “fact?”
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: Dana Altman
« Reply #25 on: March 22, 2021, 11:30:53 PM »
Quote from: Custard on March 22, 2021, 11:11:08 PM
I’m sure it was just coincidence that that guy ends up as a HS-direct-to-P5 assistant coach at Illinois shortly after all those dudes were playing basketball at Illinois. And Livingston.

You're saying it was payback?

It probably wasn't because we needed Jamar Smith or a seventh-grade DJ Richardson, right?
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Re: Dana Altman
« Reply #26 on: March 23, 2021, 12:13:26 AM »
What else could it have been? I’m sure they were hoping it would pay future dividends as well.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: Dana Altman
« Reply #27 on: March 23, 2021, 07:19:49 AM »
Quote from: Jobu on March 23, 2021, 07:16:43 AM
I guess nothing.  You do carefully word shit, I'll give you that.  Words like probably are your friend.

Can't believe we're pining for Dana Altman.


After watching our offense look like paint drying against a dough boy and his buddies people liked seeing a team that could score easily I guess.

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Re: Dana Altman
« Reply #28 on: March 23, 2021, 08:24:26 AM »
Quote from: Jobu on March 23, 2021, 07:16:43 AM
I guess nothing.  You do carefully word shit, I'll give you that.  Words like probably are your friend.

Can't believe we're pining for Dana Altman.

Not really “pining,” just saying the past 15 years would have probably been a hell of a lot better if we’d hired him.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: Dana Altman
« Reply #29 on: March 23, 2021, 09:27:33 AM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on March 23, 2021, 08:24:26 AM
Not really “pining,” just saying the past 15 years would have probably been a hell of a lot better if we’d hired him.

I think his success has more to do with Phil Knight and that massive pile of Nike money than his actual coaching ability

would Dana have been able to lure top recruits to Illinois with small time thinker FURG at the helm?  probably not



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