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Re: Underwood
« Reply #1215 on: April 02, 2022, 10:15:40 AM »
So in other words, we’ve played like utter dog shit 3 tourney games in a row. That’s a trend.

I have no problem rewarding Underwood for bringing the program back from the depths, but two extensions in 6 mos, and one after a bed-wetting tournament effort, is so on brand for Illinois.

So is the fawning over B1G Regular Season Championships and whining about MI winning it the year before. Meanwhile, Villanova is looking for its 4th NCAA Tournament Championship. You know, the one that actually fuckiing matters.
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Re: Underwood
« Reply #1216 on: April 02, 2022, 10:18:00 AM »
Eh.  More like Chatt should have won.  They didn't.  They let it get away.

Maybe that pisses you off.  I'm glad we won that game.  I knew that Houston would beat us.  It was obvious.  Bad matchup and we were banged up.  Whatever.

I will never be mad about us winning a basketball game.

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Re: Underwood
« Reply #1217 on: April 02, 2022, 10:32:42 AM »
Great thread. Good stuff.
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Re: Underwood
« Reply #1218 on: April 02, 2022, 10:40:50 AM »
So is the fawning over B1G Regular Season Championships and whining about MI winning it the year before. Meanwhile, Villanova is looking for its 4th NCAA Tournament Championship. You know, the one that actually fuckiing matters.

Some people aren't dumb enough to pin the entirety of a successful 30+ game season on a crapshoot single-elimination tournament.

B1G Championships matter.  They are rare for this program, and it's okay to celebrate them.

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Re: Underwood
« Reply #1219 on: April 02, 2022, 10:41:15 AM »
They don't play One Shining Moment at the end of the B1G regular season.

Do people actually give a fuck about One Shining Moment?

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Re: Underwood
« Reply #1220 on: April 02, 2022, 10:41:26 AM »
Tempo, you are arguing with people who undoubtedly think Illinois is a better program than Villanova..

Who in the world thinks that?

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Re: Underwood
« Reply #1221 on: April 02, 2022, 10:43:45 AM »
Who in the world thinks that?

Villanova has won 0 B1G Regular Season titles! The title that actually matters to some people here and on whatever Scout Board is these days.
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Re: Underwood
« Reply #1222 on: April 02, 2022, 10:44:57 AM »
Do people actually give a fuck about One Shining Moment?

C'mon Spark. You are better than this.
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Re: Underwood
« Reply #1223 on: April 02, 2022, 10:46:18 AM »
Who in the world thinks that?

Absolutely no one. It’s his schtick.
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Re: Underwood
« Reply #1224 on: April 02, 2022, 10:46:47 AM »
C'mon Spark. You are better than this.

At least we can say that about Spark. Not so much you. 😂
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« Reply #1225 on: April 02, 2022, 11:48:54 AM »
Villanova has won 0 B1G Regular Season titles! The title that actually matters to some people here and on whatever Scout Board is these days.

And I thought your last take was bad, hahaha

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Re: Underwood
« Reply #1226 on: April 02, 2022, 11:49:50 AM »
C'mon Spark. You are better than this.

???

You’ve contributed literally nothing here other than “Villanova has never won a big ten title hurr durr” and “One Shining Moment!!1!”

I used to think you were better than that but ..

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« Reply #1227 on: April 02, 2022, 12:04:13 PM »
???

You’ve contributed literally nothing here other than “Villanova has never won a big ten title hurr durr” and “One Shining Moment!!1!”

I used to think you were better than that but ..

I'm glad Custard and you are happy with B1G Regular Season titles. Some of us just demand a little more.
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Re: Underwood
« Reply #1228 on: April 02, 2022, 12:10:42 PM »
Demanding more than our most successful stretch in more than a decade doesn’t make you a better fan than me, it makes you a whiner.

It’s okay to be happy that we’re back winning conference titles.  It’s okay to happy that we’re a nationally relevant program again.  Those are positive things, not negative things.

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Re: Underwood
« Reply #1229 on: April 02, 2022, 12:34:34 PM »
Demanding more than our most successful stretch in more than a decade doesn’t make you a better fan than me, it makes you a whiner.

It’s okay to be happy that we’re back winning conference titles.  It’s okay to happy that we’re a nationally relevant program again.  Those are positive things, not negative things.

You are emblematic of why nothing gets done in Champaign. If the school actually had elite revenue sports programs, the school would be flush with cash (not even discussing the athletic department). Then the school could admit more Illinois high school kids instead of relying on foreign cash and sending me emails begging me to contact my state legislators to provide more funding for the school. Let's try and think bigger picture here.
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