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WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?

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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #2055 on: May 16, 2021, 09:28:46 PM »
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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #2056 on: May 17, 2021, 12:18:06 AM »
Completely idiotoc. They should follow the damned Rules of the Road.

If this law is passed, by definition, those will be the damned rules of the road?

Are you still telling Women they need to abide by the rules and not vote?

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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #2057 on: May 17, 2021, 07:10:22 AM »
If this law is passed, by definition, those will be the damned rules of the road?

Are you still telling Women they need to abide by the rules and not vote?

Helmut Jahn just got plowed over by 2 cars because he viewed a stop sign as a mere yield sign while on his bike. Already dumb ass losers on bikes view traffic signage as "suggestions". I see it all the time. Changing the law will lead to more accidents and deaths because dumb fuck bicyclists will act like the dumb fucks that they are. We live in America; not some Third World country where people can't afford cars. Drive a car if you are not in college and over 18. Rahm fucked up downtown Chicago with all the bike lanes no one uses, but now you have to sit there and wait to make a turn because the non-existent bicyclists have their own lights they don't follow anyway. Get with the program and buy a fucking car, or move to fucking China if you want to ride your bike to work.
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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #2058 on: May 17, 2021, 08:51:51 AM »
Helmut Jahn just got plowed over by 2 cars because he viewed a stop sign as a mere yield sign while on his bike. Already dumb ass losers on bikes view traffic signage as "suggestions". I see it all the time. Changing the law will lead to more accidents and deaths because dumb fuck bicyclists will act like the dumb fucks that they are. We live in America; not some Third World country where people can't afford cars. Drive a car if you are not in college and over 18. Rahm fucked up downtown Chicago with all the bike lanes no one uses, but now you have to sit there and wait to make a turn because the non-existent bicyclists have their own lights they don't follow anyway. Get with the program and buy a fucking car, or move to fucking China if you want to ride your bike to work.

wow hot take, are you channeling me for the day?

was out in the mountains driving yesterday and you wouldn't believe these idiot cyclists on busy roads... like bro, do you just really want to die? theres plenty of roads around without thousands of cars passing you every hour, wtf???
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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #2059 on: May 17, 2021, 09:33:43 AM »
Helmut Jahn just got plowed over by 2 cars because he viewed a stop sign as a mere yield sign while on his bike. Already dumb ass losers on bikes view traffic signage as "suggestions". I see it all the time. Changing the law will lead to more accidents and deaths because dumb fuck bicyclists will act like the dumb fucks that they are. We live in America; not some Third World country where people can't afford cars. Drive a car if you are not in college and over 18. Rahm fucked up downtown Chicago with all the bike lanes no one uses, but now you have to sit there and wait to make a turn because the non-existent bicyclists have their own lights they don't follow anyway. Get with the program and buy a fucking car, or move to fucking China if you want to ride your bike to work.

Come on, there’s plenty of people using the bike lanes in downtown Chicago and surrounding neighborhoods.  I've even see them obey traffic signals.  You slaves to the almighty steel death trap are just pissed off that people who bicycle don’t have to spend as much money on insurance, parking, maintenance and gas.   

I think Chicago officials should make the downtown a car-free zone.  Have a year-round October fest, food stands, music, parades, goat yoga and build a combination betting parlor/homeless tent shelter on each corner.  Give the streets back to the people!   

You should be grateful for bicyclists.  Who do you think started the paved roads movement in this country? 

I bet you owned a Pinto.

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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #2060 on: May 17, 2021, 11:21:08 AM »
Come on, there’s plenty of people using the bike lanes in downtown Chicago and surrounding neighborhoods.  I've even see them obey traffic signals.  You slaves to the almighty steel death trap are just pissed off that people who bicycle don’t have to spend as much money on insurance, parking, maintenance and gas.   

I think Chicago officials should make the downtown a car-free zone.  Have a year-round October fest, food stands, music, parades, goat yoga and build a combination betting parlor/homeless tent shelter on each corner.  Give the streets back to the people!   

You should be grateful for bicyclists.  Who do you think started the paved roads movement in this country? 

I bet you owned a Pinto.

It's car free because no one goes down there anymore (as I sit on the Blue Line to go down there). State Street was a ghost town when they made it a mall. Even the limousine liberals in Oak Park reversed course and reopened Lake Street, because no one wanted to go there with no car traffic.

If you can't afford a car, c'mon!, take public transportation! Helps the actual poor people who rely on it to get to their jobs. Why do you bycicle people hate poor people?

For every one bicyclist that actually follows the Rules.of the Road, 10 others don't. Saw it today, walking the dog for an hour. Saw one woman actually stop at the stop.sign. Saw 12 others blow right thru them.

I own a Prius.
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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #2061 on: May 17, 2021, 11:34:06 AM »
wow hot take, are you channeling me for the day?

was out in the mountains driving yesterday and you wouldn't believe these idiot cyclists on busy roads... like bro, do you just really want to die? theres plenty of roads around without thousands of cars passing you every hour, wtf???

Just goes to show that not everything is a conspiracy.
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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #2062 on: May 17, 2021, 12:22:21 PM »
Helmut Jahn just got plowed over by 2 cars because he viewed a stop sign as a mere yield sign while on his bike.

You could probably read that back to yourself 30 times and not find your error.

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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #2063 on: May 17, 2021, 12:29:31 PM »
For every one bicyclist that actually follows the Rules.of the Road, 10 others don't. Saw it today, walking the dog for an hour. Saw one woman actually stop at the stop.sign. Saw 12 others blow right thru them.

35,000 Americans not on bikes or on foot are killed in motor vehicle accidents annually. Hint: They weren't killed by divine intervention or by deer jumping into the roadway, they were killed by driver error also know as "not following the rules of the road". But yeah those cyclists.

Also - "walking the dog for an hour" - if we really want to get into it about people who don't follow rules, it's a tossup between pedestrians and dog owners. We should be coddling the pedestrians frankly, changing the rules to make them more strict for drivers and give pedestrians more leeway. But the dog owners can go screw themselves and their piles of poop they don't clean up. Had a real good one today, the dog owner had gone through the trouble of picking up his demon dogs pile o crap into his little yuppie biodegradable baggie - and then he threw it behind a bush. "Oh I'm gonna pick it up on my way home" sure.

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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #2064 on: May 17, 2021, 12:59:31 PM »
I support RFID tracing for dogs and their owners. Snapcrap isn't a terrible idea, but lacks teeth.

Did you report the SOB?

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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #2065 on: May 17, 2021, 01:38:11 PM »
Come on, there’s plenty of people using the bike lanes in downtown Chicago and surrounding neighborhoods.  I've even see them obey traffic signals.  You slaves to the almighty steel death trap are just pissed off that people who bicycle don’t have to spend as much money on insurance, parking, maintenance and gas.   

I think Chicago officials should make the downtown a car-free zone.  Have a year-round October fest, food stands, music, parades, goat yoga and build a combination betting parlor/homeless tent shelter on each corner.  Give the streets back to the people!   

You should be grateful for bicyclists.  Who do you think started the paved roads movement in this country? 

I bet you owned a Pinto.

when I lived in Chicago when the weather was nice (I dunno like the 30 days out of the year or so) I'd take a divvy bike to and from work downtown.  I sure as fuck stayed in the lanes and followed the signals but man there are a lot of arrogant people that don't.
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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #2066 on: May 17, 2021, 03:15:13 PM »
I love the idea of more cycling. Less pollution noise, traffic...fewer obese people.

But the reality is that a startlingly large percentage of the cycling enthusiasts I encounter are smug pretentious pricks that go out of their way to make motorists’ lives as miserable as possible.

It’s like a fucking cult
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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #2067 on: May 17, 2021, 03:53:17 PM »
I support RFID tracing for dogs and their owners. Snapcrap isn't a terrible idea, but lacks teeth.

Did you report the SOB?

The story is just an amalgam of pretty much 25% of posts on Nextdoor, not a real story.

If it were a real story, I would have shook my head and picked up the bag myself, because I'm a goddamn socialist.

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« Reply #2068 on: May 17, 2021, 03:54:38 PM »
motorists’ lives as miserable as possible.

That wound already exists and is self inflicted.

It’s like a fucking cult

See above

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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #2069 on: May 17, 2021, 03:57:48 PM »
I love the idea of more cycling. Less pollution noise, traffic...fewer obese people.

But the reality is that a startlingly large percentage of the cycling enthusiasts I encounter are smug pretentious pricks that go out of their way to make motorists’ lives as miserable as possible.

It’s like a fucking cult

Also: Here is what I have a special board meeting for tomorrow. I know 2 of the 3 people involved in this story - excluding the 12 year old. Who is going out of their way to make some lives miserable? Including the parents of said 12 year old who was airlifted to Children's in Oakland from Sebastopol.

https://www.pressdemocrat.com/article/news/2-bicyclists-hit-by-suspected-drunken-driver-near-sebastopol/

Winery owners aren't behaving very well.