Co-sign. We have a pair of clippers now
I last sat in a barber's chair in 1998.
I think I have three sets of Wahl, all from dumpster diving (mostly in their cases, clean, with all the gadgets). Where the fuck is CT?
I already had a smaller Norelco clippers, which worked well enough for grooming. But the keys to home haircuts are mirrors and long-ass scissors.
Luckily, I discovered a pair of long-ass scissors at Target, in the dollar section, among cheap plastic toys. They were being marketed as a cheap toy for $1. The blades are 13 inches long.
We have mirrors on both sides of the bathroom, plus a handheld mirror. I use the scissors on the lower rear portion of my head, and work outward around the sides. The clippers even things out. From there, I comb everything forward and clip the ends. The final result is a basic crew cut. It doesn't take much time, but I usually do it after I've been drinking for a while and highly recommend that incentive.
I guess it helps that my hair decided to stop growing on significant portions of my head.