top 5 Illini players I have seen play

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Re: top 5 Illini players I have seen play

« Reply #30 on: December 29, 2020, 01:50:39 PM »

Quote from: ridingthegrange on December 29, 2020, 12:56:11 PM

Billy Morris, Mark Smith, Lucas (but he's our asshole), Jamar, Jereme Coach Bartow

I’ll definitely add Kendrick Nunn and potentially Leron Black to that list.

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Re: top 5 Illini players I have seen play

« Reply #31 on: December 29, 2020, 01:52:02 PM »

Quote from: fucking on December 29, 2020, 12:09:51 PM

And because this is an inclusive yet quirky community, we should include nice guys who just happened to have big assholes.

Or were swimming in Asian butthole?

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Re: top 5 Illini players I have seen play

« Reply #32 on: December 29, 2020, 02:39:08 PM »

As we are including anyone we fckign want becuz that is how we roll - even those who were not actual Illini players I nominate:

1) That fckign asshole ref who blew the Miami NCAA game call.
2) Rupp Arena. The fkcign refs buttfcked us as the NCAA had a home game for Kentucky.
3) Sean Livingston for wearing an Illinois jersey to school before he picked Duke.
4) Weber. For being Weber.
5) Cliff whatshisname for the HAT fckjob.
6) Scheyer. Just because.
7) Pearl, of course.
8 ) Groce. For being Groce.
9) Izzo. Whiney bitch.
10) Lickliters kid. Fkcign dork.

« Last Edit: December 29, 2020, 03:05:09 PM by Lkdog »

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illiniray

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Re: top 5 Illini players I have seen play

« Reply #33 on: December 29, 2020, 03:58:31 PM »

First, Mark Smith from Peoria declined as a basket player due to off court problems. EJ improved every year he was here.

Biggest pricks: Rodney Jones, Jereme Richmond, Mark Smith from Edwardsville, Alvin O'Neal, Billy Morris.

Best Defensive: Bruce Douglas, Kenny Battle, Randy Crews, ... Gill? Harper?

Best Bigs: Skip Thoren, Efrem Winters, Deon Thomas, Brian Cook, Kofi.

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Re: top 5 Illini players I have seen play

« Reply #34 on: December 29, 2020, 04:20:39 PM »

In no particular order:

Eddie Johnson
Nick Anderson
Deron Williams
Derek Harper
Kendall Gill

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illinifan57

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Re: top 5 Illini players I have seen play

« Reply #35 on: January 02, 2021, 10:11:20 AM »

Quote from: OskeeWowWoe on December 28, 2020, 06:19:57 PM

I can't beat that list.

Agree. Hadn't thought of Rich Jones in a long time. His suspension paved the way for Dave Scholz to become a starter and leave as the all-time scorer when he graduated in 1969. Spoon was so good.

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Re: top 5 Illini players I have seen play

« Reply #36 on: January 02, 2021, 10:35:14 AM »

Dog's post makes Chris Kramer look like a giant. But obey, was that the lowest imaginable point for the conference? Todd playing Little Lick is arguably worse than Lovie hiring Miles.

And BTW, the ref is named Antinio Petty.

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