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Hey Tempo! Illini host Purdue, Sat 10/3, 315PM BTN! Homecoming!

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Hey Tempo! Illini host Purdue, Sat 10/3, 315PM BTN! Homecoming!
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Illinois (2-2, 0-1 Big Ten) vs. Purdue (1-3, 0-1 Big Ten)
Date | Time   Saturday, Oct. 3 | 3:15 p.m. CT
Location   Champaign, Illinois (Gies Memorial Stadium){TURN BACK, JUDGE JUDY!}
TV   Big Ten Network
Radio   Busey Bank Illini Sports Network | SiriusXM (257)

CHAMPAIGN, Ill. — Illinois' 116th Homecoming football game is set for Saturday at Gies Memorial Stadium with Purdue making the trip to Champaign for a 3:15 p.m. CT kickoff. The Fighting Illini and Boilermakers will battle for The Cannon rivalry trophy for the 77th time. {IT SHOULD BE A REAL CANNON, NOT THE DAMN TOY CANNON}

Saturday marks the 102nd meeting between Illinois and Purdue in the overall series dating back to 1890. Illinois is looking to even the all-time series, as Purdue holds a 48-47-6 advantage. {SAD! BUT TYPICAL!}

Purdue leads The Cannon series 42-32-2 since the trophy debuted in 1943. {THIS IS BULLSHIT!} The Fighting Illini have won The Cannon in back-to-back years and look to keep trophy in Champaign for three consecutive seasons for the first time since a six-year run from 1988-93.

Chris Vosters (play-by-play){LASTED ONLY 2 YEARS AS BLACKHAWK ANNOUNCER - SOMEONE ON THE BROADCAST APPARENTLY HATED HIM}, Anthony Herron (analyst), and Dannie Rogers (reporter) {SHE LOOKS EASY ON THE EYES; WORKED FOR DETROIT'S LIONS} have the national television broadcast on Big Ten Network. The state-wide Busey Bank Illini Sports Network has the radio call with Brian Barnhart (play-by-play), Carey Davis (analyst), and Kevin Mitchell (reporter) on the call.

Homecoming
• Saturday's Fighting Illini football game vs. Purdue is the final activity in a week-long celebration of Illinois alumni returning to campus. Homecoming week at Illinois celebrates its 116th year of Illinois traditions.
• Friday's Homecoming parade begins at 6 p.m. at Fourth and Kirby. A full calendar is available at homecoming.illinois.edu.
• The 2026 Homecoming Grand Marshal is former Illini football captain and retired NASA astronaut Mike Hopkins. Hopkins will also be the siren sounder at Saturday's game. {HE IS GOING TO WISH HE WAS BACK IN SPACE WATCHING THIS ONE!}
• Illinois boasts being one of the first universities to celebrate Homecoming, a tradition on almost every college campus. It was conceived in 1909 by students C.F. Williams and W. Elmer Ekblaw, members of the Shield and Trident senior society. They joined with another society, Phoenix, to organize the three-day event. The first Homecoming celebrated on Illinois' campus was on Oct. 15, 1910, which the Illini won 3-0 over Chicago. {YAY, US!}
• Illinois has won back-to-back Homecoming games (2024 Central Michigan, 2025 USC) and three of its last four Homecomings. The Illini are looking for three straight Homecoming wins for the first time since 2000-02.

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The Cannon Rivalry Trophy
• Saturday marks the 102nd meeting between the Fighting Illini and Purdue in the overall series dating back to 1890. Illinois is looking to even the all-time series, as Purdue holds a 48-47-6 advantage.
• Illinois and Purdue play for The Cannon rivalry trophy, with Purdue leading the trophy series 42-32-2, since 1943. The Fighting Illini have won The Cannon in back-to-back years and look to keep The Cannon in Champaign for three consecutive seasons for the first time since a six-year run from 1988-93.

The Illinois Offense
• WR Collin Dixon is among the top wide receivers in the nation:
     » Tied for the national lead in receiving touchdowns (7) with Rutgers' KJ Duff and Ohio State's Jeremiah Smith
     » Seventh in the nation and third in the Big Ten in receptions (30)
     » Seventh in the nation and third in the Big Ten in receiving yards (430)
     » Seventh in the nation in total touchdowns (7)
• QB Katin Houser ranks fourth in the nation in ESPN's QBR metric (89.6), behind only Darian Mensah (Miami), Julian Sayin (OSU), and Gunner Stockton (Georgia).
• Houser ranks among the nation's top quarterbacks in passing touchdowns (21st, 9), passing efficiency (36th, 163.1), and completion percentage (37th, 68.6).
• WR Hudson Clement has caught a pass in 31 straight games, tied for the fifth-longest active streak in the nation.
• RB Aidan Laughery ran for 113 yards at Ohio State, the first opposing player to rush for 100+ at Ohio Stadium since Michigan's Kalel Mullings (116 yards) on Nov. 30, 2024.
• Since offensive coordinator Barry Lunney's first season in 2022, Illinois ranks second in the Big Ten in completion percentage (65.3), fourth in passer rating (144.6), fifth in points (1,495), fifth in passing touchdowns (92), and fifth in passing yards (12,760) among the 14 teams that were in the league all six seasons (2022-26).

The Illinois Defense {NO MENTION OF THE NEW DC!}
• Illinois is second in the nation with two interceptions returned for touchdown behind only Alabama's three.
• DL Will Holmes ranks 23rd in the nation in total pressures (15) among defensive linemen and 20th in hurries (10). Holmes ranks 43rd in the nation with a 20.5% pressure rate among defensive linemen. (Holmes data by PFF)
• DB Matthew Bailey is the only player in the nation returning after leading his team in tackles in 2024 and 2025. Bailey is Illinois' leading tackler this season with 28, including a career-high 14 at Ohio State.
• Bailey had an 88-yard interception return for a touchdown against Southern Illinois, the 9th-longest interception return in Illinois history and the 9th-longest interception return in Gies Memorial Stadium history (by either Illinois or an opponent).

The Illinois Special Teams
• Illinois leads the nation in punt return average (30.7). Mac Resetich has returned three punts for 92 yards.
• Illinois has punted only six times through four games.
• Illinois is 41st in the nation in net punting (41.3) and 44th in punting average (44.5).
• Illinois punter Lars Rau landed both his punts inside the 10-yard line at Ohio State (4- and 7-yard lines).
• Illinois kicker Ethan Moczulski is 6-for-7 on field goals and a perfect 6-for-6 inside of 60 yards.

Weather!



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Going to be a wonderful Homecoming afternoon! Reminds me of the game back in 19 and 27 where Illinois beat Michigan 14 - 0 in front of 63,101. The last one was Babe! The Wolverines were sucking on lemons after that one. Some sassy flapper was sucking on Babe and my lemons in the East Hall! She could suck the bumper off a Model T.

71°
RealFeel® 74°
RealFeel Shade™ 68°
Mostly sunny and pleasant
Wind E 5 mph
Wind Gusts 14 mph
Humidity 50%
Dew Point 48°
Probability of Precipitation 6%
Precipitation 0.00 in
Cloud Cover 11%
Visibility 10 mi

Postgame evening will be dropping into the 50s!

Gambling


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Brent: Jimmy, you missed on the point spread but had the over.
Jimmy: Yeah, the OSU defense was not elite. Illinois ran up the yards, but not the scores. Meanwhile, the Illinois DC should have quit at halftime! Another miserable performance.
Brent: You say the same thing every week. Because it has been true.
Jimmy: New DC. Who is it? It has to be Bielema, right? Hopefully he does not eat the game plan!
          This game started with the Illini 10.5 favs. Down to 10! Boilers started +305 on the money line. Still hovering around that mark within $5. Illinois -370 and up to -390 depending upon your house. Over/under 59 start and now up to 61.5-62.5! Whitman better have paid the fireworks bill this week.
           Illini 2-2 ATS. Boilermaker 1-3 ATS. Illini and Boilermaker each 4-0 on the over.  Expect no defense to be played.

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Tailgate neighbor said at the SIU game he was going to bring chili. I will make some cornbread to bring over. Probably will bring some kosher hot dogs and burgers to grill and carbs and beer.  And cigars. Always need carbs, beer, and cigars.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Purdue, Sat 10/3, 315PM BTN! Homecoming!
« Reply #1 on: Today at 12:35:11 PM »
Does the Abe still hold a sign with a message on it? I haven’t been by there in months.

May run up for this game!
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Purdue, Sat 10/3, 315PM BTN! Homecoming!
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Quote from: Custard on Today at 12:35:11 PM
Does the Abe still hold a sign with a message on it? I haven’t been by there in months.

May run up for this game!

No sign lately. Did have a USA 250 sign up earlier this year.

Let me know if you are going to appear. I may bring some non-carbs if you are bringing children....
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Purdue, Sat 10/3, 315PM BTN! Homecoming!
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Quote from: ThePAMan on Today at 01:11:29 PM
No sign lately. Did have a USA 250 sign up earlier this year.

Let me know if you are going to appear. I may bring some non-carbs if you are bringing children....

Decided not to go. Whatever PAMan has might be contagious. Also, going to see an actual good Orange and Blue team at Levi's
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Purdue, Sat 10/3, 315PM BTN! Homecoming!
« Reply #4 on: Today at 03:09:12 PM »
Custard probably thinks Luke Altmyer is playing
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Purdue, Sat 10/3, 315PM BTN! Homecoming!
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Quote from: ThePAMan on Today at 01:11:29 PM
No sign lately. Did have a USA 250 sign up earlier this year.

Let me know if you are going to appear. I may bring some non-carbs if you are bringing children....

I always bring our own food too, so don’t worry about that. Hotels are absolutely outrageous, and there’s a little Airbnb downtown that I usually get when I stay in Champaign that’s been booked already. Tickets are cheap, at least. Going to sleep on it and see how I feel come the weekend
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Purdue, Sat 10/3, 315PM BTN! Homecoming!
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Custard probably thinks Luke Altmyer is playing

That's funny.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Purdue, Sat 10/3, 315PM BTN! Homecoming!
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Quote from: murphstahoe on Today at 03:06:59 PM
Decided not to go. Whatever PAMan has might be contagious. Also, going to see an actual good Orange and Blue team at Levi's

AOTCitis. You should want to catch it.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Purdue, Sat 10/3, 315PM BTN! Homecoming!
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Quote from: Jobu on Today at 03:09:12 PM
Custard probably thinks Luke Altmyer is playing

I actually follow the Illini closely so I know that Johnny Rockets (no touch) is starting and we don’t have a DC
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