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Hey Tempo! Illini host Duke, 9/12, 2:30PM, FS1!

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Duke, 9/12, 2:30PM, FS1!
« Reply #30 on: Today at 06:07:30 PM »
People leaving Gies Memorial Stadium agreeing with Judge Judy's complaints about usong money for a scorenoard instead of players
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Duke, 9/12, 2:30PM, FS1!
« Reply #31 on: Today at 06:10:22 PM »
Awful loss

But duke is solid

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Duke, 9/12, 2:30PM, FS1!
« Reply #32 on: Today at 06:15:35 PM »
The best part is Judge Judy looking for sympathy sex because the Illini lost on the way back from the game
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Duke, 9/12, 2:30PM, FS1!
« Reply #33 on: Today at 06:16:24 PM »
Awful loss

But duke is solid

Uh, no they aren't
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Duke, 9/12, 2:30PM, FS1!
« Reply #34 on: Today at 06:19:41 PM »
Awful loss

But duke is solid

Like their starting QB who was 13/26 against Tulane? TULANE???

Our gimmick ass FCS defense made him look like a Heisman candidate today.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Duke, 9/12, 2:30PM, FS1!
« Reply #35 on: Today at 06:24:54 PM »
You guys wait. Duke will have 8 wins

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Duke, 9/12, 2:30PM, FS1!
« Reply #36 on: Today at 06:27:23 PM »
Like their starting QB who was 13/26 against Tulane? TULANE???

Our gimmick ass FCS defense made him look like a Heisman candidate today.

We played 3-3-5 last year.. Jacas had his hand down every down last year.. The talk is just Bieleman making excuses since Illinois fucked up rhe NIL momey for the DL because they spent it on a scoreboard
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Duke, 9/12, 2:30PM, FS1!
« Reply #37 on: Today at 06:27:50 PM »
If you want money for players,; donate it Or persuade others to do so.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Duke, 9/12, 2:30PM, FS1!
« Reply #38 on: Today at 06:33:11 PM »
The University of Illinois could not use Larry Gies’s donation to buy better players because the $100 million gift was specifically earmarked by the donor for stadium infrastructure and facilities improvements.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Duke, 9/12, 2:30PM, FS1!
« Reply #39 on: Today at 06:36:38 PM »
If you want money for players,; donate it Or persuade others to do so.

Or, not spend $100m on a acoreboard and spend it on players?
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Duke, 9/12, 2:30PM, FS1!
« Reply #40 on: Today at 06:37:21 PM »
The University of Illinois could not use Larry Gies’s donation to buy better players because the $100 million gift was specifically earmarked by the donor for stadium infrastructure and facilities improvements.

Because the retard AD agreed to that?
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Duke, 9/12, 2:30PM, FS1!
« Reply #41 on: Today at 06:40:34 PM »
Because the retard AD agreed to that?

If you were AD; you would turn down 100 million for stadium improvements?
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Duke, 9/12, 2:30PM, FS1!
« Reply #42 on: Today at 06:41:53 PM »
The best part is Judge Judy looking for sympathy sex because the Illini lost on the way back from the game

Did you give it to him?

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Duke, 9/12, 2:30PM, FS1!
« Reply #43 on: Today at 06:43:49 PM »
If you were AD; you would turn down 100 million for stadium improvements?

The best improvement a stadium can have is a larger number on the scoreboard for the home team

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Duke, 9/12, 2:30PM, FS1!
« Reply #44 on: Today at 06:45:18 PM »
Millennials and zoomers care about having the coolest scoreboard ever.
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