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Hey Tempo! Illini play their first game in exactly 30 days!

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Hey Tempo! Illini play their first game in exactly 30 days!
« on: August 03, 2026, 02:44:36 PM »
What is your preseason record prediction?

DATE          OPPONENT   TIME   TV
Thu, Sep 3     UAB              8:00 PM BTN (W1-0)
Sat, Sep 12    Duke            2:30 PM  FS1 (L1-1)
Sat, Sep 19    SIU              1:00 PM  Peacock (W2-1)
Sat, Sep 26    @ Ohio State TBD (L2-2)
Sat, Oct 3        Purdue          TBD (W3-2)
Sat, Oct 10    @Michigan State TBD (L3-3 Fitzee's revenge and I will be in attendance)
Sat, Oct 24    Oregon           TBD (L3-4)
Sat, Oct 31    @Maryland     TBD (L3-5)
Fri, Nov 6       Nebraska        7:00 PM   FOX (L3-6)
Fri, Nov 13    @UCLA           8:00 PM   FOX (W4-6)
Sat, Nov 21   Iowa              TBD (L4-7)
Sat, Nov 28   @Northwestern TBD (L4-8)
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play their first game in exactly 30 days!
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2026, 04:31:45 PM »
Also, need to pick a game for the HQ2 TailGreat!
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play their first game in exactly 30 days!
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2026, 08:31:38 PM »
A bowl win in a rebuilding year gets us to 7-6.
Still hiding behind innuendo and practicing the art of omission.

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play their first game in exactly 30 days!
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2026, 08:33:05 PM »
A bowl win in a rebuilding year gets us to 7-6.

When are you fleeing all the wackos in Minnesota to come down for a game?
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play their first game in exactly 30 days!
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2026, 09:28:03 PM »
When are you fleeing all the wackos in Minnesota to come down for a game?
🤷. But I just got back from fleeing the wackos.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play their first game in exactly 30 days!
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2026, 01:36:10 PM »
Football tickets arrived today.....

When will the HQ2 TailGreat take place?
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play their first game in exactly 30 days!
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2026, 01:56:31 PM »
No idea if we are suppose to be good
8 and 4

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play their first game in exactly 30 days!
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2026, 04:38:50 PM »
Football tickets arrived today.....

When will the HQ2 TailGreat take place?

Either Oregon or Nebraska game would be best for me.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play their first game in exactly 30 days!
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2026, 05:07:09 PM »
Am i invited

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini play their first game in exactly 30 days!
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2026, 11:06:00 PM »
Either Oregon or Nebraska game would be best for me.

Well be at a wedding for the Oregon thrashing. Will be at the Nebraska Friday night game with some fellas.
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

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