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No New Wars! Well, maybe some new wars. OK, we LOVE war!

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Re: No New Wars! Well, maybe some new wars. OK, we LOVE war!
« Reply #945 on: April 29, 2026, 04:15:14 PM »
Quote from: Reacher on April 29, 2026, 04:06:06 PM
At least God sent us Jesus to tell us “that’s not exactly what I meant.” Since we’re citing the Old Testament as law I’m guessing that means “we” aww not eating pork, lobster, shrimp, and clams.

Not so fast, my friend. Isaiah 34 has been interpreted as a prophecy of the end-times judgment where bad ass Jesus returns to settle accounts, execute justice upon the enemies of God, and defend Zion. Basically, it means Jesus is coming back, shooting first, and asking questions later.

So much for your CCD class.
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Re: No New Wars! Well, maybe some new wars. OK, we LOVE war!
« Reply #946 on: April 29, 2026, 04:16:16 PM »
Quote from: murphstahoe on April 29, 2026, 04:11:57 PM
Lincoln was a Republican and freed the slaves.

And got shot in the head.
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Re: No New Wars! Well, maybe some new wars. OK, we LOVE war!
« Reply #947 on: April 29, 2026, 04:31:45 PM »
Just let me know if you guys have any questions about the correct interpretations of the Old and New Testaments. Now I'm starting to wonder if Tempo has been peddling Fake Bible News here.
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Re: No New Wars! Well, maybe some new wars. OK, we LOVE war!
« Reply #948 on: April 29, 2026, 04:52:11 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on April 29, 2026, 04:16:16 PM
And got shot in the head.

Violent Libs
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« Reply #949 on: April 29, 2026, 05:00:32 PM »
Quote from: murphstahoe on April 29, 2026, 04:52:11 PM
Violent Libs

Definitely a violent Democrat in that instance.
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Re: No New Wars! Well, maybe some new wars. OK, we LOVE war!
« Reply #950 on: April 29, 2026, 05:34:44 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on April 29, 2026, 03:41:07 PM
Michael Madigan asks you to hold his beer.

Is that because they don't allow beer in prison?

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« Reply #951 on: April 29, 2026, 06:04:53 PM »
Quote from: illiniray on April 29, 2026, 05:34:44 PM
Is that because they don't allow beer in prison?

He is in a Club Fed, he probably has beer available.
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Re: No New Wars! Well, maybe some new wars. OK, we LOVE war!
« Reply #952 on: April 29, 2026, 06:15:19 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on April 29, 2026, 04:15:14 PM
Not so fast, my friend. Isaiah 34 has been interpreted as a prophecy of the end-times judgment where bad ass Jesus returns to settle accounts, execute justice upon the enemies of God, and defend Zion. Basically, it means Jesus is coming back, shooting first, and asking questions later.

So much for your CCD class.

Is that what it says? “Shoot first ask questions later?” I’m gonna need to see that quote. Also, the IDF and Netanyahu are Jesus?
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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« Reply #953 on: April 29, 2026, 06:18:13 PM »
Somehow I don’t think shooting 8 year olds through the skull is what Jesus had in mind. Call me crazy.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: No New Wars! Well, maybe some new wars. OK, we LOVE war!
« Reply #954 on: April 29, 2026, 06:59:17 PM »
Quote from: Reacher on April 29, 2026, 06:15:19 PM
Is that what it says? “Shoot first ask questions later?” I’m gonna need to see that quote. Also, the IDF and Netanyahu are Jesus?

Do you see quotations around that sentence I typed? No. What I wrote was factual. Not "mostly factual," but "factual factual."

Why would the IDF and Netanyahu be Jesus? Jesus is/was Jesus. Now you are just spittin' a bunch of gibberish.
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« Reply #955 on: April 29, 2026, 07:09:29 PM »
Sounds like you’re the one spitting gibberish; justifying the IDF killing kids and leveling cities because of prophecy.

Serious question, are you even a practicing Jew? Or just culturally Jewish?

 I find it ironic only 35-40% of Israelis describe themselves as “religious” yet 95% of them are SURE God promised them Israel.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: No New Wars! Well, maybe some new wars. OK, we LOVE war!
« Reply #956 on: April 29, 2026, 07:13:55 PM »
Quote from: Reacher on April 29, 2026, 06:18:13 PM
Somehow I don’t think shooting 8 year olds through the skull is what Jesus had in mind. Call me crazy.

We are not talking Jesus, dude. Stop obfuscating. This is pre-Jesus, Old Testament, vengeful God, mass destruction, FAFO stuff. Age is irrelevant; the book says those attacking Zion and their families, and their towns shall be smitten and left for the hyenas and owls. I did not make this up; I just quoted it in response to Nichi. 
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Re: No New Wars! Well, maybe some new wars. OK, we LOVE war!
« Reply #957 on: April 29, 2026, 07:20:17 PM »
Quote from: Reacher on April 29, 2026, 07:09:29 PM
Sounds like you’re the one spitting gibberish; justifying the IDF killing kids and leveling cities because of prophecy.

Serious question, are you even a practicing Jew? Or just culturally Jewish?

 I find it ironic only 35-40% of Israelis describe themselves as “religious” yet 95% of them are SURE God promised them Israel.

I did not write the book and I am not the one misinterpreting its interpretation pre- and post-Jesus. They were all put on notice well over 2,000 years ago. Definition of FAFO. 
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« Reply #958 on: April 29, 2026, 07:25:46 PM »
And I certainly am not the one who wrote how The Second Coming is supposed to go down.

Proceed at your own risk, Tempo.
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« Reply #959 on: Today at 07:49:41 AM »
LMMFAO
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