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ILLINI vs Spartans @ Breslin +1.5 early ILLINI line-143.5 over/under

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Re: ILLINI vs Spartans @ Breslin +1.5 early ILLINI line-143.5 over/under
« Reply #15 on: February 07, 2026, 08:07:25 PM »
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Re: ILLINI vs Spartans @ Breslin +1.5 early ILLINI line-143.5 over/under
« Reply #16 on: February 07, 2026, 08:34:42 PM »
9 point lead to open the half quickly gone. Need some better offense.
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Re: ILLINI vs Spartans @ Breslin +1.5 early ILLINI line-143.5 over/under
« Reply #17 on: February 07, 2026, 08:35:52 PM »
Well, I got to start the second half I wanted, and then we just went to shit
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Re: ILLINI vs Spartans @ Breslin +1.5 early ILLINI line-143.5 over/under
« Reply #18 on: February 07, 2026, 08:55:31 PM »
Well, I got to start the second half I wanted, and then we just went to shit

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Re: ILLINI vs Spartans @ Breslin +1.5 early ILLINI line-143.5 over/under
« Reply #19 on: February 07, 2026, 09:01:47 PM »
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Re: ILLINI vs Spartans @ Breslin +1.5 early ILLINI line-143.5 over/under
« Reply #20 on: February 07, 2026, 09:07:09 PM »
think it was better to just let them keep going instead of the time out, especially if that's the play

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Re: ILLINI vs Spartans @ Breslin +1.5 early ILLINI line-143.5 over/under
« Reply #21 on: February 07, 2026, 09:11:25 PM »
Nice D. May want to box out
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Re: ILLINI vs Spartans @ Breslin +1.5 early ILLINI line-143.5 over/under
« Reply #22 on: February 07, 2026, 09:16:40 PM »
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Re: ILLINI vs Spartans @ Breslin +1.5 early ILLINI line-143.5 over/under
« Reply #23 on: February 07, 2026, 09:18:07 PM »
I was told free shots don't matter
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Re: ILLINI vs Spartans @ Breslin +1.5 early ILLINI line-143.5 over/under
« Reply #24 on: February 07, 2026, 09:19:23 PM »
hopefully this works out like the packers game not the rams game

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Re: ILLINI vs Spartans @ Breslin +1.5 early ILLINI line-143.5 over/under
« Reply #25 on: February 07, 2026, 09:21:06 PM »
Might want to put someone else on Fears
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Re: ILLINI vs Spartans @ Breslin +1.5 early ILLINI line-143.5 over/under
« Reply #26 on: February 07, 2026, 09:31:52 PM »
So much for the vaunted Illini D with all the offensive boards. Getting schooled on 3s, alley oops, and fast break points by Sparty is pure Brad Underachiever.

And Wagler as a top 10 pick? That's Curbelo HOF talk. Might want to come back to school next year, kid, and bulk up. Sparty kicked his ass tonight
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Re: ILLINI vs Spartans @ Breslin +1.5 early ILLINI line-143.5 over/under
« Reply #27 on: February 07, 2026, 09:32:30 PM »
refs and rebounds

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Re: ILLINI vs Spartans @ Breslin +1.5 early ILLINI line-143.5 over/under
« Reply #28 on: February 07, 2026, 09:38:40 PM »
Did not deserve to win this game. Bad defense and worse shot selection. Winnable game on the road when we're in a title hunt and we get out-rebounded.


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Re: ILLINI vs Spartans @ Breslin +1.5 early ILLINI line-143.5 over/under
« Reply #29 on: February 07, 2026, 09:43:24 PM »
So much for the vaunted Illini D with all the offensive boards. Getting schooled on 3s, alley oops, and fast break points by Sparty is pure Brad Underachiever.

And Wagler as a top 10 pick? That's Curbelo HOF talk. Might want to come back to school next year, kid, and bulk up. Sparty kicked his ass tonight

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