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Illini vs Mizzou

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Illini vs Mizzou
« on: December 22, 2025, 06:13:08 PM »
Who on Mizzou will look Prime MJ tonight against our sorry ass defense?
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Re: Illini vs Mizzou
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2025, 07:12:40 PM »
The Robinson fella?
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Re: Illini vs Mizzou
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2025, 07:32:06 PM »
Oh man Stojakovic in a ton of pain
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Re: Illini vs Mizzou
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2025, 07:34:16 PM »
They are sure letting them play right now
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Re: Illini vs Mizzou
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2025, 07:39:09 PM »
Big Z block party!
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Re: Illini vs Mizzou
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2025, 07:39:46 PM »
Big Ben with the three

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Re: Illini vs Mizzou
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2025, 07:54:44 PM »
Best ball movement we've had all year I think
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Re: Illini vs Mizzou
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2025, 07:55:04 PM »
How did Davis miss that!?
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Re: Illini vs Mizzou
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2025, 07:55:52 PM »
How did Davis miss that!?

He panicked and rushed it
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Re: Illini vs Mizzou
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2025, 08:44:58 PM »
Are we back?
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Re: Illini vs Mizzou
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2025, 08:58:14 PM »
I think the lead is safe now
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Re: Illini vs Mizzou
« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2025, 09:02:53 PM »
What an ass raping. Wow. So much talent and skill on this team. Hopefully they’re starting to figure it out now that everyone is healthy.
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Re: Illini vs Mizzou
« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2025, 09:11:49 PM »
If we only had 9 days between every game now...
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Re: Illini vs Mizzou
« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2025, 09:15:33 PM »
Near 50% of made baskets were by assists, best ball movement and offensive display in quite some time.

Nearly doubled them up on the boards. TO only problem area, but to create, sometimes you make mistakes.

All time high in win differential....nice to see our ILLINI with the CAREER HIGH for once instead of giving one up!!

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Re: Illini vs Mizzou
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2025, 09:17:02 PM »
Had to double check to make sure that it was Missouri and not Missouri St that we just laid out in a pizza hut parking lot. Holy fuck that was beautiful to watch.
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