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Hey Tempo! Illini host Rutgers, 11/1 11AM NBC!

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Rutgers, 11/1 11AM NBC!
« Reply #30 on: October 31, 2025, 03:59:16 PM »
Gentlemen, you should know better than to not consult me to answer your questions.

The worst college football game ever is widely considered to be the 1916 Georgia Tech vs. Cumberland College game, which ended with a record-setting 222–0 score. Cumberland had disbanded its football program but was still obligated to play, leading to a completely lopsided matchup.

Another contender for the "worst" is the 1978 Illinois vs. Northwestern 0–0 tie, which was famously uneventful and resulted in 77 punts between the two teams. Unfortunately, neither Illinois nor Northwestern disbanded after this game. It truly was a Golden Era of football ineptitude in the state of Illinois.

1916 Georgia Tech vs. Cumberland: The Ultimate Blowout
Score: 222–0
Context: Cumberland had folded its football program the previous season but was contractually obligated to play Georgia Tech.
Team: Cumberland's team was largely made up of players from the baseball team and other students.
Dominance: Georgia Tech led 126–0 at halftime, and the game was so uneven that the quarters were shortened from 15 minutes to 12.

1978 Illinois vs. Northwestern: The "Pointless Game"
Score: 0–0
Context: Both teams were struggling, with the combined record between them for the season being just one win.
Gameplay: The game was dominated by punts, setting a single-game record with 77 punts between the two teams. Neither team was able to muster a single score.
Nickname: The game became known as the "Pointless Game" or the "Toilet Bowl".

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2015 Wake Forest vs. Boston College: This game ended with a score of 3–0 in favor of Wake Forest, and was notable for its offensive ineptitude from both sides.

2018 LSU vs. Texas A&M: While not a blowout, this seven-overtime game is often cited as a chaotic and unusual game due to the combined score of 146 points, which led to rule changes intended to prevent such an outcome in the future.

« Last Edit: October 31, 2025, 04:15:03 PM by Hal9000 »
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Rutgers, 11/1 11AM NBC!
« Reply #31 on: Today at 08:09:34 AM »
The PAThey 2d person in the lot at 630am. Was first at the Urbana Schnucks to buy ice at 6am though!
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Rutgers, 11/1 11AM NBC!
« Reply #32 on: Today at 10:51:16 AM »
The PAThey 2d person in the lot at 630am. Was first at the Urbana Schnucks to buy ice at 6am though!
Good work. Did you get some bacon, eggs and pancake mix for cooking up on the griddle ?
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Rutgers, 11/1 11AM NBC!
« Reply #33 on: Today at 11:27:52 AM »
I'm not sure Atmyer was throwing to Clement
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Rutgers, 11/1 11AM NBC!
« Reply #34 on: Today at 12:26:25 PM »
Atmyer with 55 yards rushing on the td drive. Lol
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Rutgers, 11/1 11AM NBC!
« Reply #35 on: Today at 12:45:55 PM »
Altmeyer running like prime Mike Vick out there.

Great last two drives going into the half
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Rutgers, 11/1 11AM NBC!
« Reply #36 on: Today at 12:52:35 PM »
Yep. 70 yards in 58 seconds and we get the ball to start the 2nd half.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Rutgers, 11/1 11AM NBC!
« Reply #37 on: Today at 01:14:51 PM »
Nice catch 👏👏👏
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Rutgers, 11/1 11AM NBC!
« Reply #38 on: Today at 01:40:38 PM »
Four consecutive TD drives. This was a 7-6 game midway through the 2nd quarter lol.

That said, Rutgers is straight fucking trash.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Rutgers, 11/1 11AM NBC!
« Reply #39 on: Today at 01:47:24 PM »
Four consecutive TD drives. This was a 7-6 game midway through the 2nd quarter lol.

That said, Rutgers is straight fucking trash.
The conference leader in passing yards is having a trash day

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Rutgers, 11/1 11AM NBC!
« Reply #40 on: Today at 01:50:01 PM »
Man I want 9 wins and 10 with the bowl win. Please let it happen. Never been done in program history. Would be a helluva finish to the season…
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Rutgers, 11/1 11AM NBC!
« Reply #41 on: Today at 01:55:50 PM »
We win this and I think that's doable and we're bowl eligible. Then a week off and the Terps at home. Good thing that's not a road game.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Rutgers, 11/1 11AM NBC!
« Reply #42 on: Today at 02:34:56 PM »
I dont believe Custard has chopped his dick off yet

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Rutgers, 11/1 11AM NBC!
« Reply #43 on: Today at 02:58:50 PM »
Consecutive bowl games. Third in four years. That doesn’t happen around here often.

Consecutive 9 win seasons has never happened. That is still very much on the table.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini host Rutgers, 11/1 11AM NBC!
« Reply #44 on: Today at 03:03:45 PM »
We win this and I think that's doable and we're bowl eligible. Then a week off and the Terps at home. Good thing that's not a road game.

Yep. We really should win out. I think we lose one more though. Not going to have every opposing QB be as off as Kaliakmanis was today.
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