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Post Your Ailments Here!
« on: October 06, 2025, 04:24:42 PM »
We apparently need a separate thread....

Maybe Hal9000 will chime in with possible cures....
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Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2025, 04:29:13 PM »
High blood pressure
Orthostatic low blood pressure
Gout
Plantar fasciitis (with tear)
Heart arrhythmia
Non sustained ventricular tachycardia
Asthma
Gallbladder (gone lol)

I think that's about it...
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Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2025, 04:41:11 PM »
Oh. Sleep apnea. That too
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Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2025, 04:57:22 PM »
I do have the gout, my main problem is I keep breaking shit.

surgeries ...
shoulder x 3 for chronic dislocations
hip frx .. which 22 years later meant
hip replacement
left scaphoid frx
right scaphoid frx
right pointer finger frx

If you don't use up your body, you don't get refunds when you die for leftover parts. Shoulder was a combo of a helicopter underrotation combined with decades of swimming with the poor form they taught in the 80's, the rest various road and MTB crashes. Fortunately bones heal better than ligaments (thus the 3x shoulder repairs - finally they just screwed that baby into place)

Otherwise i'd be fine, my blood work is good, blood pressure good, resting heart rate 41.
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Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2025, 04:58:26 PM »
Kidney stones
Sleep apnea (undiagnosed)
ADD (undiagnosed)
General aches and soreness
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Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2025, 04:59:58 PM »
Quote from: murphstahoe on October 06, 2025, 04:57:22 PM
I do have the gout, my main problem is I keep breaking shit.

surgeries ...
shoulder x 3 for chronic dislocations
hip frx .. which 22 years later meant
hip replacement
left scaphoid frx
right scaphoid frx
right pointer finger frx

If you don't use up your body, you don't get refunds when you die for leftover parts. Shoulder was a combo of a helicopter underrotation combined with decades of swimming with the poor form they taught in the 80's, the rest various road and MTB crashes. Fortunately bones heal better than ligaments (thus the 3x shoulder repairs - finally they just screwed that baby into place)

Otherwise i'd be fine, my blood work is good, blood pressure good, resting heart rate 41.

All those bike accidents
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2025, 05:00:41 PM »
41 is absurdly low. I was about 54 last I checked burn that was a good while ago
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2025, 05:01:06 PM »
Quote from: Epstein’s Best Pal on October 06, 2025, 04:59:58 PM
All those bike accidents

are they really accidents when you push the limit? YOLO
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Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2025, 05:02:21 PM »
If I had to guess, I’d bet we’re all a little ADD.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2025, 05:16:45 PM »
Diverticulitis that is managed pretty well through diet but flares up every few years, usually when traveling. Thanks, Standard American Diet!

Pretty fortunate outside of that. No prescriptions except for when I get sick or something. Knock on wood. But I work hard at being relatively healthy. Some aches and pains occasionally due to old sports injuries, usually when I’m training hard and aggravate something.
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« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2025, 05:21:04 PM »
Quote from: Epstein’s Best Pal on October 06, 2025, 05:02:21 PM
If I had to guess, I’d bet we’re all a little ADD.

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Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2025, 05:53:01 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on October 06, 2025, 04:29:13 PM
High blood pressure
Orthostatic low blood pressure
Gout
Plantar fasciitis (with tear)
Heart arrhythmia
Non sustained ventricular tachycardia
Asthma
Gallbladder (gone lol)

I think that's about it...

You may want to take your meds and not do things to aggravate your blood pressure.
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Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2025, 05:53:53 PM »
Quote from: murphstahoe on October 06, 2025, 04:57:22 PM
I do have the gout, my main problem is I keep breaking shit.

surgeries ...
shoulder x 3 for chronic dislocations
hip frx .. which 22 years later meant
hip replacement
left scaphoid frx
right scaphoid frx
right pointer finger frx

If you don't use up your body, you don't get refunds when you die for leftover parts. Shoulder was a combo of a helicopter underrotation combined with decades of swimming with the poor form they taught in the 80's, the rest various road and MTB crashes. Fortunately bones heal better than ligaments (thus the 3x shoulder repairs - finally they just screwed that baby into place)

Otherwise i'd be fine, my blood work is good, blood pressure good, resting heart rate 41.

Peloton
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Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2025, 05:54:56 PM »
Quote from: Epstein’s Best Pal on October 06, 2025, 04:58:26 PM
Kidney stones
Sleep apnea (undiagnosed)
ADD (undiagnosed)
General aches and soreness

Keep away from ThePAMan and you will live a longer life
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Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
« Reply #14 on: October 06, 2025, 06:18:36 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on October 06, 2025, 04:41:11 PM
Oh. Sleep apnea. That too

Yeah I got that, sucks... working on it with a sleep doc, its getting better

Nothing else really other than allergies and occasional heartburn
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