Hey Tempo! Illini v. #1 tO$U, Sat 10/11 11AM! Big Noon is Back!

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Hey Tempo! Illini v. #1 tO$U, Sat 10/11 11AM! Big Noon is Back!

« on: October 06, 2025, 04:18:49 PM »

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#17 Illinois vs. #1 Ohio State
Date/Time   Saturday, Oct. 11 | 11 a.m. CT
Location   Champaign, Illinois (Gies Memorial Stadium) [FOR JUDGE JUDY]
TV   FOX

CHAMPAIGN, Ill. – #17 Illinois welcomes the #1 team in the nation, Ohio State, to sold out Gies Memorial Stadium on Saturday for the program's annual "Hail to the Orange Out." The Fighting Illini and Buckeyes are scheduled to kick at 11 a.m. CT on FOX.

Illinois (5-1, 2-1 Big Ten) and Ohio State (5-0, 2-0 Big Ten) will battle for the Illibuck rivalry trophy, a wooden turtle that is presented to the winning team. The Illibuck started in 1924 as a live turtle, but the coveted turtle died in 1926 and was replaced by a series of wooden replicas inscribed with the winning score following each matchup. The current trophy is Illibuck XI.

Saturday will mark the first Illibuck matchup since 2017 and Ohio State's first visit to Champaign since 2015. Ohio State has won nine straight in the series dating back to Illinois' upset over #1-ranked Ohio State in 2007. [BRUTAL]

Gus Johnson (play-by-play), Joel Klatt (analyst), and Jenny Taft (reporter) have the television broadcast on FOX. The Busey Bank Illini Sports Network has the radio call with Brian Barnhart (play-by-play), Carey Davis (analyst), and Michael Martin (sideline).

Big Noon Kickoff and Barstool are Back
FOX's Big Noon Kickoff pregame show is coming back to Champaign on Saturday for the second time this season. The network's popular pregame show featuring Rob Stone; analysts Mark Ingram II, Matt Leinart, Urban Meyer, and Brady Quinn; and Barstool's Dave Portnoy will air live from Grange Grove from 9-11 a.m. CT on Saturday. Chris "The Bear" Fallica also provides analysis, in addition to insight and interviews from reporter Tom Rinaldi. [WHAT PIZZA PLACE AND BOOSTORE WILL PORTNOY REVIEW?]

FOX Big Noon Kickoff will be live from the south side of Grange Grove from 9 a.m. CT until approximately 10:15 a.m. CT before moving inside Gies Memorial Stadium for the remainder of the show. Admission to the Big Noon Kickoff area is free, and fans are encouraged to bring signs. FOX will be giving away game tickets, food, trucker hats, and other items.

Big Noon Kickoff will be preceded by The Barstool College Football Show beginning at 8 a.m. CT in Grange Grove.

The Big Noon Kickoff pregame show will lead into the #17 Fighting Illini hosting #1 Ohio State at Gies Memorial Stadium. Kickoff is scheduled for 11 a.m. CT on FOX.

Hall of Fame Weekend
Illinois will celebrate its 11 new members to the Illinois Athletics Hall of Fame this weekend. The Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony is scheduled for Friday, October 10, at State Farm Center. Returning members of the 2025 class will be honored at Saturday's football game.

Kurt Kittner [HE'S A BASTARD! IT IS TRUE!] and Joe Rutgens represent the football team in this year's class. Kittner was one of the top quarterbacks in Illinois history and led the Illini to the 2001 Big Ten title, while Rutgens was a star defensive tackle and earned All-America status in 1960.

Notes
#17 Illinois, #1 Ohio State Battle for the Illibuck
• After a 5-1 start to the season, #17 Illinois hosts #1 Ohio State in a battle for the Illibuck Trophy.
• Saturday will mark the first Illibuck matchup since 2017 and Ohio State's first visit to Champaign since 2015.
• Ohio State has won nine straight in the series dating back to Illinois' upset over the #1-ranked Buckeyes in 2007. [THINKING IT WILL BE 10]
• Saturday will be the first ranked-vs.-ranked matchup between the teams since 2001, when #12 Illinois beat #25 Ohio State, 34-22, in Champaign on its way to the Big Ten title.

Illinois vs. #1
• Illinois will host the #1 team in the nation for the 11th time in history and the first time since 2006.
• Illinois is 3-13 against #1-ranked teams. Illinois knocked off top-ranked opponents in back-to-back opportunities at home in 1950 and 1956, plus beat #1 Ohio State in Columbus in 2007. [YAY US!]
• Saturday will be the first time a ranked Illinois team will host a #1 team since 1950 (#8 Illinois beat #1 Ohio State). [NO WAY THIS IS HAPPENING AGAIN]
• Illinois last played #1 last season, a 38-9 loss at #1 Oregon. [OUCH]
• Illinois last hosted #1 in 2006, a 17-10 loss to #1 Ohio State. [AT LEAST IT SEEMS LIKE IT WAS CLOSE]
• Illinois is hosting the defending national champions at Gies Memorial Stadium for the second straight season. Last season, Illinois beat defending national champion Michigan, 21-7, on Oct. 19, 2024 in the Memorial Stadium Rededication Game.

Winning Ways
• Illinois is 15-4 over the last two seasons, including 11 Power-4 wins and eight Big Ten wins.
• Illinois has won nine of its last 10 games. It is Illinois' first time going 9-1 over a 10-game stretch since finishing the 2001 regular season 10-1 and winning the Big Ten title. [THAT ONE LOSS SUCKED ASS]
• Illinois is 11-4 when playing as a ranked team over the last two seasons.
• Illinois has 15 wins over the last two seasons. A 16th win would give Illinois its most wins over a two-year stretch since 1989-90, when the Illini went 10-2 then 8-4 under John Mackovic. [PATHETIC]
• Illinois is looking to become postseason eligible in back-to-back seasons for the first time since 2010-11. [EVEN MORE PATHETIC]

Illinois in the Rankings
• Illinois is ranked #17 in this week's AP Top 25, up five spots from last week.
• Illinois has been ranked in 12 straight AP Top 25 polls and 19 of the last 21 dating back to Week 3 of 2024.
• Illinois is ranked #17 in this week's US LBM Coaches Poll, up five spots from last week.
• Illinois had its highest preseason ranking (#12) since 1990, when the Illini started #11 in the Preseason AP Top 25.
• Illinois' #12 preseason ranking is the ninth-highest in program history since the AP Preseason Poll began in 1950.
• Illinois was ranked in the Preseason AP Top 25 and the Preseason Coaches Poll for the first time since 2008.
• Illinois has the #11 strength of record and the #9 strength of schedule in the nation, according to ESPN.

The Illinois Offense
• Illinois is averaging 35.7 points per game over its last 10 games, while going 9-1 during that stretch.
• QB Luke Altmyer ranks in the top 15 in the nation in four major passing categories: passing efficiency (5th, 189.7), passing yards (6th, 1,573), completion percentage (7th, 73.6), and touchdown passes (14th, 12).
• Altmyer (12 TD/0 INT) is tied for the national lead in touchdown passes among quarterbacks that have not thrown an interception this season, along with Temple's Evan Simon (12/0).
• Altmyer is second in the nation in 50+-yard passing plays (5) and fourth in the nation in 40+-yard passing plays (.
• WR Hank Beatty is the first Big Ten player to record a passing, rushing, receiving, and punt return touchdown in a single season since Michigan's Steve Breaston in 2003.
• Beatty is the only player in the nation with a passing, rushing, receiving, and punt return touchdown this season.
• Beatty is fifth in the nation and second in the Big Ten in receiving yards (569).
• Beatty is fifth in the nation and second in the Big Ten in all-purpose yards (764).
• Illinois and Indiana are the only teams in the Big Ten with two running backs over 300 yards this season. Both Ca'Lil Valentine (323), who had a career-high 95 yards at Purdue, and Kaden Feagin (316) are over 300 yards for the Illini.

The Illinois Defense [SOMEONE HAD TO DO SOME WORK FOR THIS SECTION]
• Illinois leads the nation in fumble recoveries (, two more than any other team.
• Illinois is tied for second in the nation in forced fumbles (7), behind only Houston (9).
• Illinois is tied for 18th in the nation and tied for fourth in the Big Ten in sacks (15.0).
• Preseason All-American OLB Gabe Jacas is tied for 14th in the nation and tied for third in the Big Ten in sacks (4.5), while ranking tied for seventh in the nation in forced fumbles (2).

The Illinois Special Teams
• Hank Beatty ranks sixth in the nation in yards per punt return (18.9) and ninth in punt return yards (170).
• David Olano has hit 10 straight field goals after his second attempt of the year was blocked due to a blocking breakdown against Western Illinois in the season opener. It is his lone miss on the season on field goals or extra points.
• Olano's 10 straight makes is tied for the Illini's longest streak since 1993 and three away from tying the Illini record.
• Olano is 17th in the nation in kickoff touchback percentage (35/40, 87.5%).
• Keelan Crimmins would rank 26th in the nation and third in the Big Ten in yards per punt (45.5), but he does not meet the minimum punts threshold. Crimmins has 3.3 punts per game, the NCAA minimum is 3.6 punts per game.

The Battle for the Illibuck
• Saturday marks the 104th meeting between the Fighting Illini and Ohio State in the overall series dating back to 1902, and the 92nd contest for the Illibuck rivalry trophy which officially began 1924.
• The Illibuck is the second-oldest rivalry trophy in the Big Ten, behind only The Little Brown Jug (Michigan-Minnesota) which dates back to 1909.
• "Illibuck" was a live turtle, but he died in 1926 and was replaced by a series of wooden replicas inscribed with the winning score following each matchup. The current trophy is Illibuck XI.
• Ohio State leads the overall series 69-30-4 with a 65-24-2 advantage in the battle for the Illibuck. [NOT MUCH OF A RIVALRY]
• Saturday's contest is the first matchup between the Illini and Ohio State since 2017 (in Columbus), and the Buckeyes' first trip to Gies Memorial Stadium since 2015.
• The two programs met on the gridiron every year from 1914 to 2002, and again for 11 straight seasons from 2005 to 2015. OSU's scheduled visit to Champaign, Nov. 28, 2020, was canceled because of an elevated number of COVID-19 cases within the Buckeyes' program. [SHOCKING SINCE THEY ARE IN OHIO....]
• In the last 38 seasons (1988-2025), only Michigan (17) has more wins against Ohio State than Illinois (9). [WOW, WE ARE THE TALLEST OF THE BIG MIDGETS!]
• Illinois' last win over the Buckeyes was in 2007. It marked the first time the Illini beat a top-ranked team since 1956. The victory ended OSU's 29-game regular-season winning streak and 21-game Big Ten win streak. The Illini rushed for 260 yards against a Buckeyes defense that came in allowing just 65 yards per game on the ground. Rashard Mendenhall set an Illinois season record (1,402 yards at the end of the game) with 88 yards on 26 carries. Juice Williams threw for four touchdowns and led Illinois on a 16-play drive lasting the final 8:09 to close out the win. [SAW THAT THE JUICE WILL BE IN ATTENDANCE]
• Ohio State has won nine straight over Illinois dating back to 2007.

Ok, Mr. Roberts took last week off and Jim Tilmon gave us the weather forcast. Where were you, Mr. Roberts?

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Mr. Roberts: Babe and I went to Epstein Island for the weekend.
ThePAMan: Wait, Epstein has set up an island in Heaven like he had on Earth?
Mr. Roberts: Yes, God is busy watching Trump so Epstein set up shop in Heaven. It was a great time. Babe and I enjoyed many flappers and It Girls and the giggle water! It was the bee’s knees!
ThePAMan: Wow! Did not know something like that could be set up in Heaven.
Mr. Roberts: Yep, anything goes up here. You should see Ty Cobb in action!
ThePAMan: Ty Cobb?
Mr. Roberts: Yep, he loves the gams on the older, I’ll use the politically correct term, Black ladies these days.
ThePAMan: Wasn’t Ty Cobb a noted racist who hated Black people?
Mr. Roberts: That’s the thing about Heaven. The Big Cheese a big fan of irony.
ThePAMan: Really?
Mr. Roberts: And how! Ty has the hotsy-totsies for Aunt Esther.
ThePAMan: Aunt Esther from Sanford & Son?
Mr. Roberts: Yep, he is real dizzy for that dame.
ThePAMan: Who knew?
Mr. Roberts: Yeah, she carries a torch for Ol’ Ty too. The Babe and me hear them when Aunt Esther is skating around with Ol’ Ty and she is calling out for Sweet Baby Jesus. The Babe falls off his chair slappin’ his knee.
ThePAMan: So God is into irony.
Mr. Roberts: Yep, Epstein has to provide all the Shebas and moonshine on the Island, but there is nothing he can blackmail any of us with at this point. It is the best speakeasy up here.
ThePAMan: Interesting.
ThePAMan: Was anyone else on the Island with you? What about Robert Redford?
Mr. Roberts: We did not invite Bob Redford.
ThePAMan: Why?
Mr. Roberts: The Babe did not like how Arnold Rothstein was portrayed in his version of The Great Gatsby.
ThePAMan: The guy who fixed the 1919 World Series? The Black Sox Scandal Arnold Rothstein?
Mr. Roberts: Yep, you know what else he fixed?
ThePAMan: Nope.
Mr. Roberts: The 2005 baseball playoffs. The 8 Men Out fellas were pressuring him for the Sox to finally win something. Though, wait until that Cusak egg gets up here. They are going to burn the powder with him and put him back in a Chicago overcoat.
ThePAMan: Burn the powder? Chicago overcoat?
Mr. Roberts: Fill him with lead. Give him lead poisoning, you chump. Put him back in a casket.
ThePAMan: Why do they hate Cusak?
Mr. Roberts: He’s a palooka. They hated him as Buck Weaver in the movie. Then he was a Sox fan who became a Cub fan. He’s a Daisy in their eyes.
ThePAMan: Wow. He fixed the 2005 playoffs so the Sox could win?
Mr. Roberts: Yep, but he then got mad that the 8 Men Out were not grateful enough so he fixed another World Series.
ThePAMan: Really? Which one?
Mr. Roberts: 2016. Who do you think caused Francona to blow out Miller’s arm needlessly? Who do you think made it rain in Game 7 and gave that speech to that bird Haywood?
ThePAMan: This is very enlightening.
Mr. Roberts: You should hear what plans the Big Shot has for Trump.
ThePAMan: Do tell.
Mr. Roberts: I’ll spill. He is going to lock Trump in a room forever with 100 fine skirts and hoofers who will do whatever he wants as he is the cat’s meow. The problem is, here is where it gets good, and Babe slaps his knee and falls off his chair whenever he thinks about it, Trump’s Bean Shooter won’t drill! Trump won’t be pitching woo with any canaries, ever. That is for sure. The Babe loves that.
ThePAMan: I did not realize God was that vindictive.
Mr. Roberts: Oh yeah, Old Testament stuff.
ThePAMan: So what is the irony for the Babe?
Mr. Roberts: The Babe can dip the bill, have all the smells from the barrel, and jorums of skee all he wants up here but he cannot go over the edge with the rams.
ThePAMan: I cannot say that I am that keen on your 1920’s lingo, Mr. Roberts..
Mr. Roberts: Listen you bunny. It means the Babe cannot be out on the roof…smoked….drunk. C’mon you Nance, get savvy.
ThePAMan: So, what is the irony for you, Mr. Roberts?
Mr. Roberts: Me? Nothing!
ThePAMan: Huh?
Mr. Roberts: The High Pillow says living in C-U all those years was like living in the Caboose. It is like I crushed out up here! Now close your head and stop bumping gums so I can do the weather and get back to the drum on Epstein Island….
ThePAMan: Take it away, Mr. Roberts.

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Sun Rise 6:59 AM [AS THE LOTS OPEN FOR TAILGATING!]
Set 6:20 PM

Moon: Waning Gibbous
Rise 9:30 PM
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As the bit with Mr. Roberts ran long, we join Brent and Jimmy the Greek already in progress...

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Greek: ....Illini actually covered again. They are 5-1 against the spread and 4-2 on the over/under. The line here opened Illini +16.5. I do not know who these idiots are that are betting it down to +14.5 or +15. All of the Buckeyes can get food poisoning and the Illini are still not covering this week.
Brent: Over under seems steady at 50.5.
Greek: You see Illinois' defense? The Ohio State will score over 50 themselves with their third string in.
Brent: Moneyline, Greek?
Greek: Started -750 OSU and +525. Down to -700/670/600 OSU and +440/500 Illini at a few shops. Shop around people. The Central and Southern Illinois soy bean farmers should bet their land on OSU before JD Vance comes in and steals it from them.
Brent: Until next week....
Greek: What the fuck was that Mr. Roberts 1920 shit, Brent? Get this thing together or I am out of here.

Go Illini!

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Jobu

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini v. #1 tO$U, Sat 10/11 11AM! Big Noon is Back!

« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2025, 04:25:24 PM »

I'll take tOSU to cover. I hate to say that, but fuck man.

Portnoy is back lol. Hope he likes Dominos or whatever. He's already had PapaDels and Monicals. What the fuck is left?

Grogs?

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini v. #1 tO$U, Sat 10/11 11AM! Big Noon is Back!

« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2025, 04:53:30 PM »

So do we take it with, or without lube this week?

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini v. #1 tO$U, Sat 10/11 11AM! Big Noon is Back!

« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2025, 05:23:18 PM »

Quote from: Jobu on October 06, 2025, 04:25:24 PM

I'll take tOSU to cover. I hate to say that, but fuck man.

Portnoy is back lol. Hope he likes Dominos or whatever. He's already had PapaDels and Monicals. What the fuck is left?

Grogs?

La Bamba

I think Grog's is RIP. Man, you had to be really bottom of the barrel to undercut Pizza World as the lowest of the low end.
Still ordered it. With the BBQ sauce.

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini v. #1 tO$U, Sat 10/11 11AM! Big Noon is Back!

« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2025, 05:24:50 PM »

Honestly I'd lay the 16.5 or whatever. I mean, we all have some serious PTSD after the Indiana game, but we didn't really light the world on fire with these last 2 wins.

I like the Under.

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini v. #1 tO$U, Sat 10/11 11AM! Big Noon is Back!

« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2025, 06:11:32 PM »

They're on the eleventh wooden turtle? Jesus wtf are they doing to that thing

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini v. #1 tO$U, Sat 10/11 11AM! Big Noon is Back!

« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2025, 06:12:17 PM »

Quote from: ILLove1997 on October 06, 2025, 06:11:32 PM

They're on the eleventh wooden turtle? Jesus wtf are they doing to that thing

Good question.

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini v. #1 tO$U, Sat 10/11 11AM! Big Noon is Back!

« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2025, 06:12:58 PM »

Quote from: Jobu on October 06, 2025, 04:25:24 PM

I'll take tOSU to cover. I hate to say that, but fuck man.

Portnoy is back lol. Hope he likes Dominos or whatever. He's already had PapaDels and Monicals. What the fuck is left?

Grogs?

Gumbys still around? That shit was foul except for their pokey sticks

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini v. #1 tO$U, Sat 10/11 11AM! Big Noon is Back!

« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2025, 08:52:30 PM »

Quote from: ThePAMan on October 06, 2025, 06:12:17 PM

Good question.

Custard keeps taking it to the cot at the Fairsbury Fair

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini v. #1 tO$U, Sat 10/11 11AM! Big Noon is Back!

« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2025, 08:57:51 PM »

Quote from: murphstahoe on October 06, 2025, 08:52:30 PM

Custard keeps taking it to the cot at the Fairsbury Fair

😂

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini v. #1 tO$U, Sat 10/11 11AM! Big Noon is Back!

« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2025, 09:43:31 PM »

Got some good belly laughs out of me on that one PAMan

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini v. #1 tO$U, Sat 10/11 11AM! Big Noon is Back!

« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2025, 09:45:51 PM »

Quote from: ILLove1997 on October 06, 2025, 06:12:58 PM

Gumbys still around? That shit was foul except for their pokey sticks

Oh fuck. I forgot about that shit.

And yeah, Grogs with the barbecue sauce. I may or may not have thrown that shit up a time or two

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini v. #1 tO$U, Sat 10/11 11AM! Big Noon is Back!

« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2025, 10:52:27 PM »

Grogs must have been before my time but do remember Gumby’s.

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini v. #1 tO$U, Sat 10/11 11AM! Big Noon is Back!

« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2025, 05:08:00 PM »

Anyone actually going to the game besides TheHQ2AOTCMan?

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini v. #1 tO$U, Sat 10/11 11AM! Big Noon is Back!

« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2025, 09:48:32 PM »

Pretty sure Murph said he bought plane tickets

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