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Hey Tempo! Illini on the road against Dook 9/6 @11AM!

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini on the road against Dook 9/6 @11AM!
« Reply #45 on: September 06, 2025, 12:52:31 PM »
You fucking moron

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini on the road against Dook 9/6 @11AM!
« Reply #46 on: September 06, 2025, 12:52:47 PM »
You fucking moron

Stupid fucking penalty and would’ve been 4th down! Fucker! 😡
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini on the road against Dook 9/6 @11AM!
« Reply #47 on: September 06, 2025, 12:52:54 PM »
OC, DC and HC have got some thinking to do.
And no more penalties please

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini on the road against Dook 9/6 @11AM!
« Reply #48 on: September 06, 2025, 01:20:43 PM »
Two guys wearing the same number penalty is new to me. Wow.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini on the road against Dook 9/6 @11AM!
« Reply #49 on: September 06, 2025, 01:21:20 PM »
And gives Illinois a first down. Huge break!
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini on the road against Dook 9/6 @11AM!
« Reply #50 on: September 06, 2025, 01:26:29 PM »
And gives Illinois a first down. Huge break!

Made them pay for that penalty
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini on the road against Dook 9/6 @11AM!
« Reply #51 on: September 06, 2025, 01:28:23 PM »
Not ideal.

Lunney better get this figured out at half time
Moving Altmyer to behind the center helped on the last couple of plays

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini on the road against Dook 9/6 @11AM!
« Reply #52 on: September 06, 2025, 01:33:44 PM »
That’s another turnover!

ILL!
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini on the road against Dook 9/6 @11AM!
« Reply #53 on: September 06, 2025, 01:34:22 PM »
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini on the road against Dook 9/6 @11AM!
« Reply #54 on: September 06, 2025, 01:35:42 PM »
Feels like Duke has dominated this game, yet we’re up…

And just got our third TO.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini on the road against Dook 9/6 @11AM!
« Reply #55 on: September 06, 2025, 01:40:20 PM »
The Wildcat haha
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini on the road against Dook 9/6 @11AM!
« Reply #56 on: September 06, 2025, 01:41:27 PM »
Genius play call and Beatty for Heisman!
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini on the road against Dook 9/6 @11AM!
« Reply #57 on: September 06, 2025, 01:43:15 PM »
 Lunney opening up the playbook  ;D

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini on the road against Dook 9/6 @11AM!
« Reply #58 on: September 06, 2025, 01:44:31 PM »
Beatty has the Abe Lincoln beard thing going
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini on the road against Dook 9/6 @11AM!
« Reply #59 on: September 06, 2025, 01:55:22 PM »
Ca'lil goes Kaboom on #5