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Re: Hey Shitbirds
« Reply #15 on: January 14, 2023, 10:35:10 AM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on January 14, 2023, 02:55:49 AM
It’s odd though, that after all this time IVMP developed such a hard on for me. I barely noticed him until I poked fun of him for being confounded by predicted win percentages. Touchy subject for him, I guess.

But that song is badass! Really well done. Far better than any 3-5, Reggie Theus, Mark Smith joke ever was.

And the broken windmill turns. This has to be the 4th or 5th post where Temp0 conveniently ignores his creation of a sockpuppet to chase me through the NFL thread. Apparently he still thinks no one figured out that clever ruse.
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Nichi claims a guard with a 1.3 assist-to-TO ratio is a good passer.
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Re: Hey Shitbirds
« Reply #16 on: January 14, 2023, 11:13:03 AM »
Quote from: Custard on January 14, 2023, 10:21:21 AM
That song is peak HQ and is as such a national treasure

It’s quality work, I have to admit. Couldn’t have seen that coming from someone who ordinarily barely makes any sense. Must have been hanging out on a mountain top with Aaron Rodgers.
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Re: Hey Shitbirds
« Reply #17 on: January 14, 2023, 11:14:01 AM »
Quote from: IVMP on January 14, 2023, 10:35:10 AM
And the broken windmill turns. This has to be the 4th or 5th post where Temp0 conveniently ignores his creation of a sockpuppet to chase me through the NFL thread. Apparently he still thinks no one figured out that clever ruse.

You? If you think you’re the one I’ve been chasing you’re really really confused.
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Re: Hey Shitbirds
« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2023, 11:14:47 AM »
Quote from: IVMP on January 14, 2023, 10:35:10 AM
And the broken windmill turns. This has to be the 4th or 5th post where Temp0 conveniently ignores his creation of a sockpuppet to chase me through the NFL thread. Apparently he still thinks no one figured out that clever ruse.

Literally everyone has figured it out. It’s baked into the bit.
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Re: Hey Shitbirds
« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2023, 03:18:38 PM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on January 14, 2023, 02:51:17 AM
That’s actually quite good. Kudos.

None of it actually true but the “Turns his brain off, Carries Fields home” line is awesome.

I won the most hotly debated topic in football forum history. Alone on an island (maybe the PAMan saw my side back before he apparently sustained brain damage). My football bona fides are established.
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Re: Hey Shitbirds
« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2023, 03:27:08 PM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on January 14, 2023, 11:14:01 AM
You? If you think you’re the one I’ve been chasing you’re really really confused.

Maybe that wasn't the original intention, but you penciled it into your agenda.
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Re: Hey Shitbirds
« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2023, 04:18:48 PM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on January 14, 2023, 03:18:38 PM
None of it actually true but the “Turns his brain off, Carries Fields home” line is awesome.

I won the most hotly debated topic in football forum history. Alone on an island (maybe the PAMan saw my side back before he apparently sustained brain damage). My football bona fides are established.

Don't get hurt patting yourself on the back.
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Re: Hey Shitbirds
« Reply #22 on: January 15, 2023, 03:23:30 AM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on January 14, 2023, 04:18:48 PM
Don't get hurt patting yourself on the back.

Already got hurt taking the star off the top of the tree. Already taken care of. When did you turn into such a shit poster?
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Re: Hey Shitbirds
« Reply #23 on: January 15, 2023, 11:36:21 PM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on January 14, 2023, 11:13:03 AM
It’s quality work, I have to admit. Couldn’t have seen that coming from someone who ordinarily barely makes any sense. Must have been hanging out on a mountain top with Aaron Rodgers.

I think JJ was pretty spot on with the Rainman comment.
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Re: Hey Shitbirds
« Reply #24 on: January 17, 2023, 09:11:36 AM »
Quote from: Custard on January 15, 2023, 11:36:21 PM
I think JJ was pretty spot on with the Rainman comment.

I think your drug mix needs to be adjusted.
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