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The 1st Tempo34 AOTC HQ2 Fantasy Football Tallest Midget Bowl matchup is set!

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Even with there still being the MNF game to play, we know the matchup.

The 1 seed The Bear Claw, 10-5, helmed by Judge Judy will host the 2 seed The Eberlosers, 10-5, manned by The PASheTheyThemHerZionistHeHimIdiotMan!

The Eberlosers vanquished Hired Gun, 9-6, coached by Tempo34, in their semifinal.

The Bear Claw defeated Never Trust an Auto Draft, generally managed by Custard, in their semifinal.

Congrats to all who played!

More to come.
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Tempo: "PAMan is a pot stirrer and agent provocateur"

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I demand a recount.
Wanting America to be better is not America-hating, it’s patriotism.

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Custard

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Can only play who’s on the schedule. Better teams won.
Poster Boy for White Male Indifference

AOTC on basically everything measurable

“Custard, you were RIGHT!” -Tempo

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I pulled a Bears and ended on an 8 game losing streak 😬
Official winner of the HQ Tallest Midget award. Thanks, Jobu!

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And Judge Judy has a 6 point lead going into Monday Night!
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

Tempo: "PAMan is a pot stirrer and agent provocateur"

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ThePAMan

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Custard beats Tempo for 3rd place. Miles vanquished JeffFrank for 5th place.
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

Tempo: "PAMan is a pot stirrer and agent provocateur"

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Judge Judy

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And Judge Judy has a 6 point lead going into Monday Night!

You’re gonna win. I started the wrong QB, WR, and TE it appears…
Because FOX News told me so…

HQ2 Cesspool March Madness champion 🏆

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You’re gonna win. I started the wrong QB, WR, and TE it appears…
It is going to be close.
I started a wrong WR and Defense and got zilch from my Kicker!
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

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I was not aware there was a 3rd place game!
Wanting America to be better is not America-hating, it’s patriotism.

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Custard beats Tempo for 3rd place. Miles vanquished JeffFrank for 5th place.

No facemasks were stolen in the playing of these events.
Wanting America to be better is not America-hating, it’s patriotism.

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The PAChampionMan is the victor in The Tempo34 AOTC HQ2 Tallest Midget Bowl I!
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

Tempo: "PAMan is a pot stirrer and agent provocateur"

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Judge Judy

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The PAChampionMan is the victor in The Tempo34 AOTC HQ2 Tallest Midget Bowl I!

Congrats
Because FOX News told me so…

HQ2 Cesspool March Madness champion 🏆

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The PAChampionMan is the victor in The Tempo34 AOTC HQ2 Tallest Midget Bowl I!
Congratulations. All credit goes to the players, I'm sure.

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ThePAMan

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Congrats

Thank you,  Judge Judy. We knew we had to bring our A Game given the squad you had assembled.
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

Tempo: "PAMan is a pot stirrer and agent provocateur"