Well boys, Melinda just called and she scored some adrenochrome for our pagon orgy later. I think we’re going use the beds made out of pallets of cash we had printed at the Federal Reserve last week. That’s always a fun treat.
Anyway, it’s been fun, but I have to get back to creating ridiculous things for you guys to debate so you don’t even notice the important things going on right under your nose that are greatly diminishing your quality of life. It’s going to be really hard to top a manufactured virus, race war, and a rigged election with two candidates that were already in our pocket. I mean, I’m feeling good about the start we have with all of those crisis actors we had riot the capital. I’m pretty impressed with all of the useful idiots that followed.
Anyway, I hate to say it, but I’m a bit busy for the #5 most popular Illini sports online forum. So I look forward to you becoming my debt slaves. Remember, we’re all in this together and it takes everyone.