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« Last Edit: September 17, 2024, 05:28:25 PM by Judge Judy »
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Re: 2024 NFL Season
« Reply #181 on: September 17, 2024, 11:04:19 PM »
So our state of Illinois elected officials are actually trying to close Statesville (it’s a max security prison). They want to transfer/disperse all of the inmates (max security inmates) to other prisons in Illinois that are not max security. Seems like a pretty good idea, huh! All in an effort to save money. Gotta love your elected officials. Not only that, but it’d put a lot of people out of work in that area!

A judge ruled they had to close it and ship them out, not that the Pritzker admin minded since they want to build a new prison.
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Re: 2024 NFL Season
« Reply #182 on: September 17, 2024, 11:13:35 PM »
A judge ruled they had to close it and ship them out, not that the Pritzker admin minded since they want to build a new prison.

Sounds like the Pritzker administration wants to rebuild Stateville.
https://news.wttw.com/2024/06/12/stateville-closure-hearing-agreement-over-poor-conditions-yet-questions-remain-path

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Re: 2024 NFL Season
« Reply #183 on: September 19, 2024, 09:45:54 PM »
This Patriots team is so fucking bad, and I’m really enjoying it.
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Re: 2024 NFL Season
« Reply #184 on: September 20, 2024, 07:54:42 AM »
This Patriots team is so fucking bad, and I’m really enjoying it.

Not as much fun without Belichick there - losing, of course.

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Re: 2024 NFL Season
« Reply #185 on: September 20, 2024, 09:07:09 AM »
That Patriots team was really close to starting the season 2-0. They were missing the left side of their OL and two others were playing hurt. The Jets on the road were a bad matchup. Patriots aren’t good, but I don’t think they’re as bad as people thought they’d be. Looks like Mayo might be able to coach.
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Re: 2024 NFL Season
« Reply #186 on: September 20, 2024, 09:32:23 AM »
They look pretty fucking inept to me.
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Re: 2024 NFL Season
« Reply #187 on: September 20, 2024, 09:38:33 AM »
Not as much fun without Belichick there - losing, of course.

Valid. I'm still here for it, tho.
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Re: 2024 NFL Season
« Reply #188 on: September 20, 2024, 09:39:08 AM »
So, in fantasy, I've been picking defenses based on who's playing Carolina. Might have to add NE into this mix.
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Re: 2024 NFL Season
« Reply #189 on: September 20, 2024, 11:15:06 AM »
They look pretty fucking inept to me.

Ask Joe Burrow.
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Re: 2024 NFL Season
« Reply #190 on: September 22, 2024, 01:55:11 PM »
Sam Darnold actually looks like he knows how to play football this year
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Re: 2024 NFL Season
« Reply #191 on: September 22, 2024, 01:56:23 PM »
I thought the Vikings were the obvious bottom feeder in the division this year. Clearly not the case to this point.
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Re: 2024 NFL Season
« Reply #192 on: September 22, 2024, 02:19:44 PM »
I thought the Vikings were the obvious bottom feeder in the division this year. Clearly not the case to this point.

Yeah, Sam Darnold actually looks like he can play a little. It’s easier with Justin Jefferson tho lol
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Re: 2024 NFL Season
« Reply #193 on: September 22, 2024, 03:58:25 PM »
Andy Dalton looking like Dan Marino today. Maybe it is Bryce Young… 🤔🤨😕
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Re: 2024 NFL Season
« Reply #194 on: September 22, 2024, 04:00:36 PM »
Lol Getsy plays surrender ball in the 2nd quarter and dials up a delayed handoff on 3rd and 7
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