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2024 White Sux

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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #105 on: April 17, 2024, 02:22:27 PM »
So, this is really how bad the White Sux are. We've diverted to talking about Israel and whether Jobu can get a boner.

Lol, yikes.
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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #106 on: April 17, 2024, 04:17:38 PM »
So, the Sox lose game one of a double header today. Apparently, the strategy was for Kopech to absolutely groove one to Salvy like he's pitching to him in the home run derby.

I feel sorry for the empty seat that baseball hit.
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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #107 on: April 17, 2024, 04:51:23 PM »
Have a buddy who started this week betting against the Sox every game. Before today he was up over $5.
Made Dominic/Plaza, and now Tempo, my bitch. Went from board troll to real life villain to "soulless ghoul" yet, per Tempo, "brilliant" and "fairly reasonable." Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock."

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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #108 on: April 17, 2024, 06:44:38 PM »
Sox win!
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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #109 on: April 17, 2024, 09:19:44 PM »
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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #110 on: April 17, 2024, 09:50:42 PM »
Sox win!

I think they said there was like 83 fans at the game today. Crazy!

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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #111 on: April 19, 2024, 08:11:35 PM »
7th shut out in 19 games.

11th time they were held to 5 or fewer hits in a game.

This team is a truly special kind of suck.
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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #112 on: April 19, 2024, 08:19:04 PM »
7th shut out in 19 games.

11th time they were held to 5 or fewer hits in a game.

This team is a truly special kind of suck.

Just keep betting against them,  Miles. You would have enough money to buy one of the milkshakes.
Made Dominic/Plaza, and now Tempo, my bitch. Went from board troll to real life villain to "soulless ghoul" yet, per Tempo, "brilliant" and "fairly reasonable." Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock."

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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #113 on: April 21, 2024, 03:23:49 PM »
After an offseason where The Great Chris Getz said his goal was to shore up the defense, i read that they are making errors at a higher rate than they did last year.
Made Dominic/Plaza, and now Tempo, my bitch. Went from board troll to real life villain to "soulless ghoul" yet, per Tempo, "brilliant" and "fairly reasonable." Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock."

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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #114 on: April 21, 2024, 10:16:19 PM »
At least the offense sucks, which takes away some of the scrutiny of the defense.
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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #115 on: April 22, 2024, 08:36:35 AM »
Don't despair. The Sox are in town to face the Twins and their .195 batting average, the worst in franchise history thru 20 games.

Hope springs eternal. 😂😂

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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #116 on: April 22, 2024, 08:43:15 AM »
Don't despair. The Sox are in town to face the Twins and their .195 batting average, the worst in franchise history thru 20 games.

Hope springs eternal. 😂😂

I feel like the Twins are about to feel a lot better about themselves.
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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #117 on: April 22, 2024, 08:44:25 AM »
After an offseason where The Great Chris Getz said his goal was to shore up the defense, i read that they are making errors at a higher rate than they did last year.

I'm not sure how many fly balls Benintendi has let drop in front of him, but it seems like a lot.
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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #118 on: April 22, 2024, 10:46:16 AM »
The White Sox’ most expensive free agent ever!
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Re: 2024 White Sux
« Reply #119 on: April 22, 2024, 11:12:13 AM »
kinda glad I'm not a big baseball fan anymore

who has time to watch these trainwrecks
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