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« Reply #2565 on: December 18, 2023, 03:07:18 PM »
I was actually a RB. Who could catch really well.

Wes Welker/Roger Craig monster RB.
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« Reply #2566 on: December 18, 2023, 03:07:56 PM »
Spark meet ThePAMan. PAMan, meet Spark. You two could find some common ground.

Fields isn’t as good as I want him to be, and he’s been a huge reason for some bad Bears play the last couple of years; but he wasn’t a primary reason they lost yesterday.

You argue a hell of a lot more like PAMan than I do, bud.  On opposite sides, sure, because he often says absurd wildly stretchy shit just to troll you.  You say the exact same kind of absurd shit but you're not trolling.

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« Reply #2567 on: December 18, 2023, 03:08:32 PM »
Spark meet ThePAMan. PAMan, meet Spark. You two could find some common ground.

Fields isn’t as good as I want him to be, and he’s been a huge reason for some bad Bears play the last couple of years; but he wasn’t a primary reason they lost yesterday.

He was not the primary reason. He was a reason. Eberlose's shit ass defense and not punting was a primary reason.
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« Reply #2568 on: December 18, 2023, 03:09:09 PM »
“I don’t think very much of this was on Justin Fields IMO.” Kurt Warner just now.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #2569 on: December 18, 2023, 03:20:24 PM »
Kurt Warner just said that QB penalty calls are “too liberal,” but somehow Justin never gets those calls.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #2570 on: December 18, 2023, 03:27:08 PM »
Warner just mentioned how important “situation” is to a QB. Mentioned how Brady, Roethlisberger, Brees had a chance to “grow into being a great quarterback.” Said Brady wasn’t Brady his first 3-4 years (beat them in the Super Bowl throwing for 150 and had 1 TD pass in the playoffs).
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #2571 on: December 18, 2023, 03:34:11 PM »
https://chicago.suntimes.com/bears/2023/12/18/24006798/bears-quarterback-justin-fields-browns-made-jay-cutler-rich-doomed-45-yard-hail-mary-contract-nfl

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With three games left to go in the season, Fields has yet to prove that he’s the Bears’ unquestioned franchise quarterback — regardless of receivers Darnell Mooney and DJ Moore offering public endorsements following Sunday’s loss.

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The Bears seem more likely to build around USC quarterback Caleb Williams than Fields, who captained an offense that went three-and-out on more than half their drives Sunday. The Bears had one touchdown drive against the Browns, and it took them eight snaps to go one yard. Getsy’s too-cute-by-half short-yardage calls were partly to blame, on that drive and in the fourth quarter.

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When the Hail Mary hung in the air Sunday afternoon, the Bears had a chance to win — and to squint and see what they wanted to see in Fields. Neither happened. For the latter, they might ultimately be grateful.
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« Reply #2572 on: December 18, 2023, 03:45:06 PM »
Kurt Warner just said that QB penalty calls are “too liberal,” but somehow Justin never gets those calls.

He absolutely deserved the one on the first Hail Mary.  It was egregious.

One thing I think would help him is to slide with his back flat on the ground - he often slides with his top half “vertical” like a baseball player and I think it sometimes fools the refs into thinking he wasn’t going down yet when he was.

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« Reply #2573 on: December 18, 2023, 03:45:21 PM »
Hahaha I don’t take issue with the other stuff, but laying the failed Hail Mary at the feet of Fields is hilarious.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #2574 on: December 18, 2023, 03:47:34 PM »
Hahaha I don’t take issue with the other stuff, but laying the failed Hail Mary at the feet of Fields is hilarious.

If Mooney had caught it would you have been here giving Fields credit?

I agree with you that putting any blame on a QB for a failed Hail Mary is silly, but it seems incredibly likely that had Mooney made a great play and caught it you’d be here trying to dunk on people about it which would be equally silly.

It’s a prayer.  You put it in a crowd of people and pray your dude comes out with it.  There isn’t much blame or credit to go around, barring a ridiculous play like Mooney almost made or a QB throwing too long or short.

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« Reply #2575 on: December 18, 2023, 04:28:39 PM »
I’d be giving both Fields and Mooney credit. Parkins (OMG Parkins!) said he credits Fields with throwing two “good Hail Mary’s” (he watches a ton of football and said it’s not uncommon to see those come up 6 yards short, which is true.) I wouldn’t be crediting Fields for a pinpoint Hail Mary. Lol. A majority of the credit would go to Mooney. Mostly, I’d just be happy they won.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #2576 on: December 18, 2023, 05:17:40 PM »
But the Browns defense was a shell of itself.



https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/joe-flacco-in-vintage-form-with-browns-and-kevin-stefanski-deserves-plenty-of-praise-for-veterans-success/

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Flacco was actually pressured on just over 39% of his dropbacks against the Bears.

Old man just off the couch somehow still managed to throw for 400 yards. Yet Fields can't throw for over 200....
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« Reply #2577 on: December 18, 2023, 05:18:51 PM »
I’d be giving both Fields and Mooney credit. Parkins (OMG Parkins!) said he credits Fields with throwing two “good Hail Mary’s” (he watches a ton of football and said it’s not uncommon to see those come up 6 yards short, which is true.) I wouldn’t be crediting Fields for a pinpoint Hail Mary. Lol. A majority of the credit would go to Mooney. Mostly, I’d just be happy they won.

It's really easy to like a dude when you start at the point of "if things go right he deserves the credit, but if they go wrong he deserves no blame".  I just don't find that to be rational.

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« Reply #2578 on: December 18, 2023, 05:19:54 PM »
Looking like Tempo having another bad day here.
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« Reply #2579 on: December 18, 2023, 05:42:16 PM »
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/joe-flacco-in-vintage-form-with-browns-and-kevin-stefanski-deserves-plenty-of-praise-for-veterans-success/

Old man just off the couch somehow still managed to throw for 400 yards. Yet Fields can't throw for over 200....

Coaching helps, huh?
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.