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THE JFC Thread!

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Re: THE JFC Thread!
« Reply #1935 on: December 12, 2023, 03:32:47 PM »
Paraphrases. Might be more apt. Sorry to leave you discombobulated.

Maybe learn what words mean. I don't know.
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« Reply #1936 on: December 12, 2023, 03:33:18 PM »
I made fun of his film review, I do respect the grind, though. I didn’t watch Fields’ college tape and I’m not planning on watching Williams’. Or going over it with a fine tooth comb.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #1937 on: December 12, 2023, 03:33:42 PM »
And, why paraphrase? Again, take shit at face value. Don't change what people say. What the fuck kind of way is that to talk to people?
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« Reply #1938 on: December 12, 2023, 03:34:03 PM »
Maybe learn what words mean. I don't know.

Maybe I could just kill myself.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #1939 on: December 12, 2023, 03:34:25 PM »
I made fun of his film review, I do respect the grind, though. I didn’t watch Fields’ college tape and I’m not planning on watching Williams’. Or going over it with a fine tooth comb.

You don't respect shit. Lying again. Jesus Christ.

You were such a dick, and you don't even realize it.
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« Reply #1940 on: December 12, 2023, 03:35:01 PM »
Maybe I could just kill myself.

Maybe you should break my fucking face
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« Reply #1941 on: December 12, 2023, 03:35:18 PM »
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

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« Reply #1942 on: December 12, 2023, 03:36:49 PM »
Yeah, I've wasted way too much time here today. lol
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« Reply #1943 on: December 12, 2023, 03:38:08 PM »
And, why paraphrase? Again, take shit at face value. Don't change what people say. What the fuck kind of way is that to talk to people?

It’s a common debate tactic (used by everyone here), where we rephrase what was said (or implied) in a way that makes it seem more ridiculous. I’m far from the only one who does it.

For example, “the quarterbacks who overcame adversity to produce stats about on par with Justin Fields” was ripe for being made fun of. Or that “slightly below average passing isn’t sustainable,” even though Lamar was given a 200 million dollar contract coming off two full seasons of “slightly below average passing.” I know, I know MVP 3 years ago. But two full seasons isn’t nothing, Bob.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #1944 on: December 12, 2023, 03:40:12 PM »
It’s a common debate tactic (used by everyone here), where we rephrase what was said (or implied) in a way that makes it seem more ridiculous. I’m far from the only one who does it.

For example, “the quarterbacks who overcame adversity to produce stats about on par with Justin Fields” was ripe for being made fun of. Or that “slightly below average passing isn’t sustainable,” even though Lamar was given a 200 million dollar contract coming off two full seasons of “slightly below average passing.” I know, I know MVP 3 years ago. But two full seasons isn’t nothing, Bob.

Jesus. You really are a fucking idiot. That's wild.
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« Reply #1945 on: December 12, 2023, 03:40:55 PM »
I’m guessing it won’t be accepted, but I am genuinely offering an apology to Spark. What I did was a dick move. Having said that, I don’t appreciate repeatedly being called a liar. Especially considering I’m not doing anything that others here don’t do. My words are reinterpreted and used against me all the time.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #1946 on: December 12, 2023, 03:49:08 PM »
Maybe other people intentionally twist your shit and beat up strawmen all the time here.

I try not to do that.  I end up doing it sometimes by accident, I’m sure, but like - a few different times yesterday I replied to you, realized I replied to an extrapolation instead of what you actually said, and went back and edited it to try to more accurately reflect the thing you were actually saying.

You give me none of that grace, and your reasoning for why is “well everyone else does it to me here.”  Not only do you not try to make sure you’re arguing with what I’m really saying, you will latch onto your false interpretation of it and mock me for it for literal years, no matter how many times I point out that what you’re saying isn’t accurate. You literally blamed your behavior in this instance on people saying you’re a drunk shitty dad, lying about things you’ve said in the past, etc - things I am typically the only person defending you from.  Like I have consistently stood up against the shit people here say that’s bullshit like “tempo is a drunk shitty dad”, “JudgeJudy beats her kid”, etc.  I do not enjoy that shit, that shit is a large part of why I hadn’t come here in a long time.  I believe other people do that to rile you up, absolutely, but I almost never do it, at least on purpose.

I apologize for calling you a liar - I only do it when you are lying about me.  I am extremely sick of having to come here and “debate” someone who has no interest in what I’m even saying.  I end up spending more time correcting you as to what my actual point is than I do making my point, and that’s extremely frustrating.  I can’t count the number of times in the last couple days you’ve said shit like “spark thinks Justin fields sucks” or “spark doesn’t think he’s improved at all” or “spark thinks Caleb Williams will definitely be better right away” or literally like a dozen other things that I don’t believe and did not say or imply.

In this particular instance, I was trying to actually educate myself, learn about some of these guys.  Not only did you disregard it, you openly mocked me for daring to watch tape of a player instead of just parroting whichever take on Twitter confirms my bias.  It was more effort than I’ve ever seen you make to actually be fair and learn about some shit here, and you threw it back in my face.  I wasn’t claiming some special knowledge or credibility - I actually openly acknowledged that I don’t have the knowledge to actually make the decision - but I took the time and made the effort to learn a little bit more, and you mocked me for trying.
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Re: THE JFC Thread!
« Reply #1947 on: December 12, 2023, 03:51:45 PM »
He was definitely laughing at you. As someone who doesn't know how to watch football, and only goes off of what he sees on Twitter or the Score,

A great example of how what people post is then “ran through the reinterpreter,” then used against that person. GO FUCK YOURSELF. Another chef’s kiss from Jobu.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #1948 on: December 12, 2023, 03:53:58 PM »
A great example of how what people post is then “ran through the reinterpreter,” then used against that person. GO FUCK YOURSELF. Another chef’s kiss from Jobu.

I didn't reinterpret shit. You laughed at him. It was a total dick move. Take the L and move on.
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« Reply #1949 on: December 12, 2023, 03:55:17 PM »
“Tempo sometimes references topics of discussion talked about on local sports radio and sometimes refers to the vast source of information (and sources) rhat is Twitter! Hahahah what a Score/Twitter moron!”

"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.