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THE JFC Thread!

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Re: THE JFC Thread!
« Reply #1905 on: December 12, 2023, 02:48:20 PM »
Why fake it?

And I’m the primary asshole here. Wonderfully done.
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« Reply #1906 on: December 12, 2023, 02:50:29 PM »
Jobu calling someone an asshole then suggesting someone go kill themself is just the chef’s kiss of chef’s kisses.
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« Reply #1907 on: December 12, 2023, 02:51:35 PM »
It literally never even occurred to me that you had not watched any tape of him.  Not even once did I imagine all your shit about Caleb Williams just came from r/CHIBears.  I thought you had formed your opinions about him based on, like, his actual play.

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« Reply #1908 on: December 12, 2023, 03:05:42 PM »
Sorry I don’t really watch college football. I didn’t watch anything but the Clemson tape on Justin Fields either, so…

I’m sure both Justin Fields and Caleb Williams have a lot of great college tape. I’m not super qualified to scout them either.
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« Reply #1909 on: December 12, 2023, 03:08:09 PM »
I apologize for mocking you, something we all do to each other here. I didn’t realize HQ2 had become a safe space under Jobu’s wing.
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« Reply #1910 on: December 12, 2023, 03:09:18 PM »
You’re an asshole.

Even now while you’re pretending to try to apologize for having been a raging prolapsed asshole, you’re still being an asshole.

Go fuck yourself.

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« Reply #1911 on: December 12, 2023, 03:12:42 PM »
Jobu calling someone an asshole then suggesting someone go kill themself is just the chef’s kiss of chef’s kisses.

It wasn't a suggestion. I was just saying, maybe you could take it a step further.
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« Reply #1912 on: December 12, 2023, 03:13:26 PM »
I apologize for mocking you, something we all do to each other here. I didn’t realize HQ2 had become a safe space under Jobu’s wing.

Nah, you went way too far. What you did was absolute bullshit.
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« Reply #1913 on: December 12, 2023, 03:16:06 PM »
Sorry I don’t really watch college football. I didn’t watch anything but the Clemson tape on Justin Fields either, so…

I’m sure both Justin Fields and Caleb Williams have a lot of great college tape. I’m not super qualified to scout them either.

All you have to do is watch them, and know what you are seeing. Again, football is not rocket science. Do they look good to you or not? That's what Spark was doing. You threw that back in his face, when all you do is post Twitter links and laugh at people. And lie your ass off.

You are a piece of shit. Not worth wasting time on. That shit you pulled was absolutely batshit crazy. Go fuck yourself.
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« Reply #1914 on: December 12, 2023, 03:17:18 PM »
Spark is doing a deep dive on the tape. This is fantastic.

I gotta say, I did not take this original comment as mockery.  I thought you might engage with some of the observations I made, I didn’t realize you were laughing at me.

I obviously acknowledged that I’m no NFL scout, but I didn’t think that made my direct observations so useless as to be worthy of mockery.
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« Reply #1915 on: December 12, 2023, 03:18:08 PM »
It wasn't a suggestion. I was just saying, maybe you could take it a step further.

I don’t think this is necessary.

I’d obviously be very upset if something happened to Tempo.

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« Reply #1916 on: December 12, 2023, 03:19:04 PM »
I gotta say, I did not take this original comment as mockery.  I thought you might engage with some of the observations I made, I didn’t realize you were laughing at me.

He was definitely laughing at you. As someone who doesn't know how to watch football, and only goes off of what he sees on Twitter or the Score, he was laughing at you.

What a fucking waste of oxygen.
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« Reply #1917 on: December 12, 2023, 03:19:22 PM »
Nah, you went way too far. What you did was absolute bullshit.

I have been mocked to no end, doxed, called a neglectful parent with a drinking problem (and not just by Robb, and couldn’t be further from the truth). I’ve beeen accused of being the reason my relationship failed (also not true). And now told maybe I should consider killing myself. Just about everything in the book. But I’m sorry I crossed the line for making fun of Spark’s film review of college football tape.
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« Reply #1918 on: December 12, 2023, 03:20:41 PM »
I don’t think this is necessary.

I’d obviously be very upset if something happened to Tempo.

Fair enough. Mostly, it was in response to his usual "faked his death" gotcha bullshit. I don't really want him to kill himself.
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« Reply #1919 on: December 12, 2023, 03:21:47 PM »
I have been mocked to no end, doxed, called a neglectful parent with a drinking problem (and not just by Robb, and couldn’t be further from the truth). I’ve beeen accused of being the reason my relationship failed (also not true). And now told maybe I should consider killing myself. Just about everything in the book. But I’m sorry I crossed the line for making fun of Spark’s film review of college football tape.

By me?  Or am I the guy who stands up for you in almost all of those situations when people do shitty things like lie about something you said, call you a drunk shitty dad, etc?

Like, the only person here who regularly stands up against that shit?