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THE JFC Thread!

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Re: THE JFC Thread!
« Reply #3840 on: January 24, 2024, 09:36:23 AM »
Brock Purdy under fire.

As well he should be. Needs to play better. Even if he was the last pick in the draft
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« Reply #3841 on: January 24, 2024, 10:13:17 AM »
He looked terrible the other day, made two or three separate mistakes that should’ve been INTs.

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Re: THE JFC Thread!
« Reply #3842 on: January 24, 2024, 04:42:19 PM »
Finally something out there that spells it all out. Bears need massive upgrades all over on offense (spare me the QB comments, we’ve been through that a million times). They need a massive upgrade in playmakers and probably a couple Oline pieces.

https://www.bleachernation.com/bears/2024/01/22/shane-waldron-bears-offense/
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« Reply #3843 on: January 24, 2024, 04:44:39 PM »
You know what I just realized recently? We always hear of “passing game coordinators,” or “running game coordinators,” bur I can’t ever remember a coach with those titles under the Bears.
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« Reply #3844 on: January 24, 2024, 04:45:49 PM »
So apparently Jon Hoke is “passing game coordinator and cornerbacks coach.” That seems odd.
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« Reply #3845 on: January 24, 2024, 05:34:20 PM »
Happy birthday to passing game coordinator and cornerbacks coach jon Hoke by the way!
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« Reply #3846 on: January 24, 2024, 07:16:58 PM »
So much for the “can’t throw slants” narrative.

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« Reply #3847 on: January 24, 2024, 07:27:11 PM »
Agree with these comments. The Bears are small at WR. Obviously, Claypool was supposed to help with that.

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« Reply #3848 on: January 25, 2024, 05:47:01 AM »
This is pretty feasible, and I don’t know how MHJ, Brock Bowers, and 3 1st round picks (good chance 2 in the top 5) in 2025 isn’t incredibly attractive, even if you don’t like Justin Fields. Sure, Caleb *might* be great, but I would much rather do this than put all my eggs in one basket. If Fields doesn’t work out, they can find a QB. This roster would be the envy of the league save maybe SF.

Not to mention the additional 2nds and 3rds.

https://beargoggleson.com/posts/dream-nfl-draft-scenario-for-chicago-bears-keep-justin-fields-marvin-harrison/4
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Re: THE JFC Thread!
« Reply #3849 on: January 25, 2024, 08:18:26 AM »
This is pretty feasible, and I don’t know how MHJ, Brock Bowers, and 3 1st round picks (good chance 2 in the top 5) in 2025 isn’t incredibly attractive, even if you don’t like Justin Fields. Sure, Caleb *might* be great, but I would much rather do this than put all my eggs in one basket. If Fields doesn’t work out, they can find a QB. This roster would be the envy of the league save maybe SF.

Not to mention the additional 2nds and 3rds.

https://beargoggleson.com/posts/dream-nfl-draft-scenario-for-chicago-bears-keep-justin-fields-marvin-harrison/4

Neither MHJ, Brock Bowers,  nor any of the 3 1st round picks may pan out. Why bother?
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« Reply #3850 on: January 25, 2024, 09:13:14 AM »
Exactly.
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« Reply #3853 on: January 28, 2024, 02:07:45 PM »
Keyshawn Johnson bringing the heat with Kap! Well schooled on the subject of Fields/Bears and doesn’t fall for the lazy narratives.

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