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Re: THE JFC Thread!
« Reply #15 on: November 18, 2023, 10:10:49 AM »
Morrissey is Custard’s kind of journalist, that much can be certain.

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Re: THE JFC Thread!
« Reply #16 on: November 18, 2023, 10:11:35 AM »
Quote from: Judge Judy on November 18, 2023, 10:09:07 AM
You guys would probably hit it off then! Birds of a feather…

I was a relevant journalist? That’s awesome!
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« Reply #17 on: November 18, 2023, 10:19:39 AM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on November 18, 2023, 10:11:35 AM
I was a relevant journalist? That’s awesome!

More the deranged part. And you’re kind of our resident journalist here and much uninformed, being that you come report on stuff that you self-admittedly don’t even actually watch the games you speak on…
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Re: THE JFC Thread!
« Reply #18 on: November 18, 2023, 10:20:16 AM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on November 18, 2023, 10:06:34 AM
How much time did you waste on that C+ effort?

About 45 mins. She put on some romcom and then passed out on my lap. I couldn’t reach the remote and I didn’t want to wake her up as she’d been up since 5:30 for her 6 am workout. So I did it on my phone using iPhone photo editor and Snapchat to pass some time
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Re: THE JFC Thread!
« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2023, 10:27:33 AM »
My favorite is the name on the back of the jersey.

Great start to the weekend Custard!
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« Reply #20 on: November 18, 2023, 10:28:03 AM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on November 18, 2023, 10:10:49 AM
Morrissey is Custard’s kind of journalist, that much can be certain.



They own and are the primary decision makers for a franchise that’s won a single title since 1963. The fact that the people they hire fail at such a reliable rate isn’t an indictment on those people so much as it is an indictment on the family themselves. So while you’re out there blaming Getsy for everything (which is exactly what the McCaskeys count on to keep meatball fans coming back generation after generation) people with any business sense whatsoever understand that systemic incompetence starts at the top.
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Re: THE JFC Thread!
« Reply #21 on: November 18, 2023, 10:31:02 AM »
Quote from: Custard on November 18, 2023, 10:20:16 AM
About 45 mins. She put on some romcom and then passed out on my lap. I couldn’t reach the remote and I didn’t want to wake her up as she’d been up since 5:30 for her 6 am workout. So I did it on my phone using iPhone photo editor and Snapchat to pass some time

Wow, that’s about 43 minutes too long. You’ll never get that time back. So I guess in the end it’s a win for me.
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« Reply #22 on: November 18, 2023, 10:33:04 AM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on November 18, 2023, 10:31:02 AM
Wow, that’s about 43 minutes too long. You’ll never get that time back. So I guess in the end it’s a win for me.

I modified it a bit this morning then replaced the original photo with the new one. I chuckled for several minutes as I did it.
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« Reply #23 on: November 18, 2023, 10:37:38 AM »
Bloomin onion, Super Bowl shuffle…damn. Lot going on.
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« Reply #24 on: November 18, 2023, 10:43:08 AM »
Shit, I missed the bloomin’ onion. Not bad. Should have had Jeff Frank nibbling on it.
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« Reply #25 on: November 18, 2023, 10:45:45 AM »
My vision for this is that it is kind of like the old Bruce/Demetri piñata birthday meme that went around years ago and everyone kept adding to it
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« Reply #26 on: November 18, 2023, 11:06:42 AM »
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« Reply #27 on: November 18, 2023, 02:48:10 PM »
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« Reply #28 on: November 18, 2023, 02:55:45 PM »
  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #29 on: November 18, 2023, 03:06:39 PM »
Wow! Just keeps building upon itself.
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